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Tattooed Frenchie owner, surfer, runner, traveller, ten-pin bowler, lomographer, camper, crime-fighter, truck driver. Like sharks more than people! ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿฆˆ

Scotland - land of the haggis
Joined January 2009
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I'd love @TomCruise to say "you wee prick" on the new #MissionImpossibleDeadReckoning
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In all the action films (and other genres) I've never once heard anyone say the word "prick' โ€“ at Bridge of Don, Scotland
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1st episode of @Channel4 #gogglebox and I'm in love with Chris Packham already โ€“ at Bridge of Don, Scotland
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Yaaaassss I've finally got an empty all weekend ๐Ÿ™Œ. Only thing that won't be empty is my glass ๐Ÿคฃ. Husband off on a stag doo, even taking a hangover with him ๐Ÿคญ โ€“ at Bridge of Don, Scotland
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I hear you Giles "regenerative farming" @C4Gogglebox #Gogglebox let's RT for Giles โ€“ at Bridge of Don, Scotland
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Poor @grahnort can't get steemin' since he's on the telly #Eurovision2023 โ€“ at Bridge of Don, Scotland
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Kids nowadays think they've got it hard. Try being a kid in 1993 with a copy of Smash Hits trying to match the lyrics of Snow's Informer to the bloody song ๐Ÿคฏ๐Ÿคฏ โ€“ at Bridge of Don, Scotland
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When you get the 'moothie' out to treat the husband to a Saturday night tune and he's not impressed ๐Ÿ˜’๐Ÿคฃ #countrymusic @theryman #harmonica โ€“ at Bridge of Don, Scotland
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I'm so lucky that the awesome @storm1313 was willing to take pics for my body positivity project ๐Ÿ“ท I want to celebrate the real body during pregnancy; lop-sided huge boobs, odd belly button, big belly; the lot!๐Ÿคฐ๐Ÿป I've never liked my body, at the moment I LOVE it โค๏ธ Women are ๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿผ!
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The week I've had I don't care if there's a light at the end of the tunnel, just wine. Please god let there be fucking wine ๐Ÿท ๐Ÿ™ โ€“ at Bridge of Don, Scotland
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How the hell do you contact Evri to chase up a claim for a lost item. Been since January now and you can't contact anyone ๐Ÿ˜ก #evri #evricontact #evricustomerservice โ€“ at Bridge of Don, Scotland
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Had to go to the back of the queue 3 times this morning at @homebargains to wait til 10am to buy a bottle of wine ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ
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That face that doesn't understand why you can't play when you're working from home ๐Ÿคฃ #frenchie โ€“ at Bridge of Don, Scotland
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Why can't John Torode pronounce neeps. He keeps saying nips and tatties like it's totally acceptable ๐Ÿ™„ @MasterChefUK
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Well Saturday night's aren't what they used to be ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ โ€“ at Bridge of Don, Scotland
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In love with Ellie's @DollyParton t shirt on @C4Gogglebox tonight ๐Ÿ˜ @ellieandizzi โ€“ at Bridge of Don, Scotland
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When you're caught humping your bro and immediately act like nothing was happening ๐Ÿ™ˆ โ€“ at Bridge of Don, Scotland
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Every night he cries at his toy box until I take them all out and he picks one ๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™€๏ธ I've created a diva ๐Ÿ• #frenchie โ€“ at Bridge of Don, Scotland
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