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Hey @sainsburys you’ve not only made the chocolate unstealable, it’s also unsellable. Can’t even get it out without ripping the product to pieces. The whole shelf has these plastic sliders, so no gaps to slide them out of the way?????

I’m assuming Uber are surging their t1ts off right now. My foreign punters just asked me “are you guys always cheaper than Uber”?

Seems to be a lot of regular cabbies disappeared from here. Wonder if they don’t post, but are still scrolling 😬

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Only seen this once before. Watching again. Seems even more pertinent to what’s going on today.

Is there anything better than a roadside bin close enough that you don’t have to get out 😆

People out in central London with full cover ear phones, holding their phone out right in front of them 🤪🤪

Down in Erith. What’s going on here? Kingston Bridge is not 53 miles from here

Love it. No, not the car.

Listening to a @MattWalshBlog “the Aztecs were amazing at open heart surgery, they just weren’t very good at putting the heart back” 😆😆

Always love when an e scooter/bike is clearly gonna jump the red when my light is green. I like to miss them by just enough that they will need to change their underwear sharpish.

Missus has an event she’s attending, so she went to the salon to get her hair done. As usual, I have to have my best “oh wow, very nice, you look absolutely amazing, well done them” even though I couldn’t care less if I tried 😆

F**k me, northern punters do like to talk. My London ears aren’t used to it 😆

Just passed Oxford Circus for the first time since change. 6 cyclists going through and the “guards” not even lifting their heads. I’m shocked & stunned ladies & gents, shocked & stunned I tells ya

Was able to check my first night’s home energy cost after first night charge. Off peak home use is about £1.20 a night, last night £3.20. So home cab full charge was £2. Taking into account what I spend driving about doing the birdwatching stuff, will be saving about £120pw 👍

Not seen that before. Drop a couple at a nice hotel, they seem happy enough. She gets out first, starts walking to the hotel, he follows, sees a hot woman, and is slowing his pace to have very obvious look. I’m now watching the missus hoping she doesn’t look back.

I fixed the photo being used in the news

And so it begins #cyclingcunts

Rank up, DP strolls over “The world’s a mess eh”