Ryan the Giraffe

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Have you thanked a Michigander today?

I'm still gay

Spaghetti, sketti, skeet, I need sleep

Beef Stew

Double/triple texting is so natural. Who just speaks in singular thoughts?

Quit calling my freckles "cute." I'm intimidating, like mike wazowski

I want my tax dollars to go to Elon Musk. He is out here doing more than our government

If England wins the world cup I will deport @snelldaddy

Erasing pictures after a breakup teapaw.org/ArashMarkazi/status/10…

If @dominos fixes Bancroft I vow to only eat their pizza for a year

The biggest tease is when garage sales price their junk like it's brand new

Kettle corn is the best version of popcorn

Rube Goldberg is good practice for college when you're too poor to use real building materials

Theres no "I" in team, but there is an "I" in Cavaliers

I hate the new Kanye, the bad mood Kanye The always rude Kanye, spaz in the news Kanye

I'm not left brained or right brained. I'm stuck on that reptilian brain

Civilized people sleep with their socks on

I woke up so ugly that it took me an hour and a half to get ready

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