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comedian. teacher. nonbinary. "You talk a lot"- Adam Ray Widowed by long COVID counting Willow Oak in DC

United States
Joined June 2018
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2014, February. Snowed in for Valentine's Day. We had been dating for 1 month!
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apparently asking the dog moms and dads gathered at the park tonight if they have "seen the dog Elvis that gets massages on Tiktok" is not a great opener
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RIP to Walter Koenig 😢
Rest in Peace Walter Koenig, you will never be forgotten! 🖖 No goodbyes, just good memories!
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I just got home and heard a lot of people saying that it's almost time.
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Shane Gillis is like that single forgotten potato, that starts to rot and stink until someone finally tosses it out.
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my mother called me a liar my entire adult life when I disclosed at 19 the years between 3 and 7 of sexual abuse and trafficking by her adult son and his friends.
Unearthed video: Vivek Ramaswamy mocks Amy Acton for being raped by her stepfather and abused by her biological mother, saying she "complains about what someone else did to her"
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Jerry Seinfeld has only sold 50% of his tickets for his dc show this weekend, meanwhile EVERY other DC comedy show is sold out.
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Elon Musk intentionally disrupting service to direct a war is like every square on my bingo card.
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My coworker's mother passed away last November. She left her modest $190,000 house to him clear and free, no mortgage, completely paid off after thirty years of factory work. He moved into the home in January to finally settle the estate. Two weeks ago, a letter arrived from the state Medicaid estate recovery office. Because his mother spent four months in a rehabilitation facility before she passed, the state quietly slapped a retroactive $114,000 lien against the property title. He called the state health department, frantic, asking how a hospital stay could bankrupt an inherited home that had no mortgage balance. The caseworker sighed and told him: "Federal law requires state programs to claw back healthcare costs from deceased estates. The house cannot be sold or transferred until the balance is cleared in full." He offered to pay a monthly settlement. They said no. The full $114,000 is due in 60 days, or they foreclose on the property at a public auction. A lifetime of working-class savings, wiped out overnight by a retroactive healthcare lien. You don't own generational wealth. You're just holding a property title until the state finds a legal mechanism to repossess it the moment you die.
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‘SNL’ (UK) takes a jab at Shane Gillis following his controversial ‘SNL’ (US) monologue.
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Horrorween '26: Never Let Me Go
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Sometimes I still can’t believe that I caught a virus and got deathly ill for like 4 years and no one in my real life took me seriously. That shit was traumatizing
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Michael Che using the R word is as funny as Shane Gillis using the N word.
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I gotta be honest, On DC there's a lot more screaming outside of my apartment than I'm used to
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I don’t think you have a dog in this fight but if you did you would have shot it.
I’ll take @ellalangleymsic over Kacey Musgraves any day. And if I’m choosin’ Texas, I’ll take Ken Paxton over James Talarico.
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It's a totally normal joke to call women who work out whores. The punchlines write themselves. I just wish Shane Gillis had found at least one.
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I gotta see this ASAP because I was the only person who liked Folie a deux
Replying to @willmenaker
Review in the form of a Bad Lieutenant frame?
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Horrorween '26 a movie my brother and I watched on tv one Halloween when we were 8/9 years old. Shit got real. The Changeling, 1980 George C. Scott
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Did the dog wake me up at 5:30 for a walk. Yes. Yes, he did.
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We would have October campouts in the living room for scary movies before he got sick with long COVID. We'd fall asleep watching the last drive in or some horror films--we'd chatter all the way through. I find myself wanting to turn to him now.
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