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What’s Jonathan Pearce got against goalkeepers? Criticising Lammens for pushing the ball away and wide when Estevao scored from an offside position; not crediting Penders for the save from Mbuemo.

There was a mask?

Absolute chaos on the A27 between Hove and Brighton and beyond. Diversion signs sending everyone in circles then randomly disappearing. Complete shit show.

@easyJet - always fun when the plane landing appears to take ground crew by surprise.

Listened to about 10 minutes of @5liveSport commentary in the car and TTA was mentioned 8x more often than anyone else. He’s not playing, lads. For England. Or for Real, really. Maybe talk about the people on the pitch.

Sorry, the pundits think that Mareike holding on to the defenders arm then falling over is a penalty?

@Carra23 might notice the two enormous Spurs players in Kinsky’s line of sight. As a Chelsea fan, I don’t care, but… #CHETOT

Saw headline that Alonso was winning the race to be Chelsea boss - running away least slowly… and I support Chelsea… Honestly, I think I’d prefer Iraola, but Alonso would be fine. Helpful if the fan base could hold off on the vitriol until AFTER the appointment this time…

That was absolutely idiotic.

Two soft penalties each. Seems fair.

@MicahRichards rather than some fictional more experienced centre back pairing, how about naming who that would be? Toisin? Lacks mobility. Chalobah? Injured. Same with Colwill. Sarr? Same issue as the guy chosen. Hato was captain of Ajax.

It’s the mirror I feel sorry for. (Not The Mirror).

Chris Sutton, goalkeeping expert. If that had been Ramsdale he would’ve have called it a great reaction. #CHENEW

Lovely bit of the Guardian being the Guardian.

Denial of a 0.3XG opportunity punished with a 0.7XG opportunity AND a red card. Doesn’t seem balanced. Foul also started outside the box, no? #MUNCRY

Dear @eBay_UK, when speaking to someone about the shutter on a 1960s film camera, the word “cock” is neither threatening or offensive.

I’ve not been here for a while, but I notice that my “for you” feed still doesn’t really seem to know me very well.

@ctshirts where have the faster delivery options gone? 7-9 days just isn’t going to work.

@FootballCliches If a defender does have a winger on toast, it’s landing butter side down.