𝐍𝐈𝐂𝐇𝐎𝐋𝐒, 𝐓𝐎𝐑𝐘

— 𝑻𝒐𝒓𝒚 𝑵𝒊𝒄𝒉𝒐𝒍𝒔 𝐂𝐚𝐧𝐨𝐧/𝐒𝐥𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭 𝐀𝐔. 𝐂𝐨𝐛𝐫𝐚 𝐊𝐚𝐢 𝐑𝐏. 𝐏𝐨𝐬𝐬𝐢𝐛𝐥𝐞 𝐓𝐫𝐢𝐠𝐠𝐞𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐓𝐡𝐞𝐦𝐞𝐬. 𝟏𝟖+. 𝐏𝐫𝐞/𝐍𝐨 𝐒𝐡𝐢𝐩. 𝐍𝐨 𝐋𝐞𝐰𝐝. ———

I want a bagel

I thought it was still June 1st. That’s what happens when your week is so long every day melds together…

Happy Pride 🌈 From, your resident ally.

With a mischievous grin on her face, she tosses a fry at the back of @MERCILESSHONOR’s head.

When he forgot to shave for too many days in a row, wears glasses, and smiles like the little goofball he is. He might be cute, or whatever.

A spider appeared in the shower while I was showering and now my week is ruined.

Is the great beyond Star Wars? Or am I thinking infinity and beyond and that’s buzz light year? So you’re saying I can get the square root of pi wrong and you won’t go red in the face? I guess that makes sense. I don’t wanna get confused.

Because he’s Miguel. He’s always ten steps ahead.

I think the more you try and make him lose his mind, the more of your mind you’ll lose.

So you’re like, barley fifty…

Unfortunately, that’s exactly what I thought you were doing.

He really is that predictable, isn’t he?

I mean, when you want something bad enough you kind of have to go about it as if it’s a given, so that’s what I choose to do. I know I’m willing to have a long distance relationship with you while you go to Stanford. As much as I’d hate to not be able to make out everyday.

I’m making this my phones Home Screen.