my body shivers in cringe whenever a british person pronounces "drawing" as "drawring" or "saw" as "saur"
there's something so unhinged about going to the cinema before the sun sets wdym you're seeing a movie at 2pm
عايز آكل اكل معفن معمول بزيت عربيات ومحطوط عليه كل الصوصات والدهون اللي خلقها ربنا وجمبه مليون طن فرايز وتلاتين لتر بيبسي
strangers sometimes notice my white strands of hair and automatically assume that I'm either someone very important or that I have a wife and kids and I fear I might snap one day and actually start playing the part
