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writer. tragic mulatto. easy read, difficult lay. selfish. eager of applause by whomsoever it might be given.

los angeles
Joined March 2009
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once during therapy, my psychiatrist said “if he were serious —“ and he invoked siri and i was like “you turned siri on!”... but he actually hadn’t… but then THAT turned siri on and i was like “ha ha ha the incantation of siri”... and then i never went to therapy again.
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i’m homeschooling my dog
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putting an ooo email reply on while i get a 2 hour massage in the middle of the workday 🤠
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THATS MY BEST FRIENDS STUDIO!!!!!!! ATONED !!!!!!!!! @superbinx WORLD CLASS ATHLETES (and me) ONLYYYYYYY!!!
LeBron getting a 5am workout in at a fitness studio in Akron
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seeing a man jump is an ick
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Jason Statham: 'Ben sadece çok çalışmak, para kazanmak, iyi insanlarla yemek yemek ve aynı kadını tekrar tekrar sevmek istiyorum.'
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fwiw, Starface’s annual revenue better than the majority of AI startups if pimple stickers can bring in $150M, I’m confident there are many similar sized businesses yet to be built the problem is we need more founders like Julie who deeply understand culture & don’t care about VC approval
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i h*te seeing the books you people are reading :(
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creating merch for a (not fashion) brand before the brand is established is…. very different. 🥲
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If y’all keep this shit up he’s gonna win a third term
Dancers reenact the ICE shooting of Renee Good and Alex Pretti through performance protest
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why don’t they do a love is blind but they only put people on who have all decided they’re attracted to each other 🤏🏼 (don’t reply. ty.)
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in 2019 my new year’s goal was to be in a group chat. that september, my neighbor killed himself so i got all the remaining neighbors’ phone numbers and put us in a group chat.
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your email will not find me.
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ppl not rly muttering these days.
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my mind after midnight: volume 826. 🤏🏼
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are you all talking to the same chat? and if so, as a chathead, how does that make you feel??
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as for me? my favorite films? kajillionaire, and four christmases. thank you 😘😊
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also queen of versailles.
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exposing this bitch!!! pick me!! yeah!! exactly!! GET HER ASS!! 🤣
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a house is not a home until it has a printer
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