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once during therapy, my psychiatrist said “if he were serious —“ and he invoked siri and i was like “you turned siri on!”... but he actually hadn’t… but then THAT turned siri on and i was like “ha ha ha the incantation of siri”... and then i never went to therapy again.
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THATS MY BEST FRIENDS STUDIO!!!!!!! ATONED !!!!!!!!! @superbinx WORLD CLASS ATHLETES (and me) ONLYYYYYYY!!!
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Jason Statham:
'Ben sadece çok çalışmak, para kazanmak, iyi insanlarla yemek yemek ve aynı kadını tekrar tekrar sevmek istiyorum.'
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fwiw, Starface’s annual revenue better than the majority of AI startups
if pimple stickers can bring in $150M, I’m confident there are many similar sized businesses yet to be built
the problem is we need more founders like Julie who deeply understand culture & don’t care about VC approval
why don’t they do a love is blind but they only put people on who have all decided they’re attracted to each other 🤏🏼
(don’t reply. ty.)
in 2019 my new year’s goal was to be in a group chat. that september, my neighbor killed himself so i got all the remaining neighbors’ phone numbers and put us in a group chat.












