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Matt Schwartz

@surfllama

Bridging the gap between Euro and Hesh.

 Santa Cruz, CA
Joined August 2008
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Wait, there's a Mastik shortage?!?!
Why do I feel like this should be submitted to @DrankyDranks for comment?
Cycling_360 (@cycling_360) profile pictureCycling_360@cycling_36016 Dec 2021
Euskaltel-Euskadi unveil 'fresh, modern' kit for 2022. Basque squad overhauls design with flashes of green, blue and white. © Etxeondo
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Todays fun game, am I feeling poorly from boosty side effects, being in my 40s, or having to say goodbye to my 16 year old dog yesterday.
Hey @bonesandbugs look at all those dogs.
Santa Cruz Sentinel (@scsentinel) profile pictureSanta Cruz Sentinel@scsentinel30 Aug 2021
Photo | The bucks stop at UC Santa Cruz trib.al/Ekw15lL
Photo | The bucks stop at UC Santa Cruz

Photo | The bucks stop at UC Santa Cruz

A group of stags relax in a meadow near the East Field at UC Santa Cruz.

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Oh Hai @L_Chupacabra
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The 40 got a big brother today.
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Got a little greedy at the local today.
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Well, Fuck.
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Kids talking loudly on zoom is the 2020 version of kids yelling “ALEXA!”
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Big bro gets new whip, so little sis gets new shoes. instagram.com/p/Bxn8usoBq1U/…
Was in LA last weekend and did not go to the Petersen Museum, I don't think @supcat or @sfc750 will still be my friends.
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Hey @supcat we got weekend plans.
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@billyeichner2 Dec 2018
A generation of LGBT Americans, many in their 20s and 30s, was wiped out by an AIDS epidemic ignored by Reagan/Bush and Bush/Quayle until it was far too late. God how I wish they could have lived until 94 too. We won’t forget them and we won’t ignore the truth. #WorldAidsDay
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I blame you ⁦@supcat⁩
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women are showing great restraint in not burning everything to the fucking ground today and I don't know how they do it
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Her son and my kids went to the same preschool and I was too starstruck to ever say how I idolized her when I discovered bikes. She’s even more amazing then I ever knew. teapaw.org/mercnews/status/101024…
Mercury News (@mercnews) profile pictureMercury News@mercnews22 Jun 2018
A race against suicide: Why this former Olympian is opening up bayareane.ws/2yzeOjM
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Low hanging fruit there Amazon. Low. Hanging. Fruit.
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If you can take the time and spare a dime, please consider giving to Charlie Cunningham’s GoFundMe:... fb.me/7Pw5uUWBc
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Me to my children: I would kill and die for you Also me to my children: I AM NOT YOUR DAMN MAID AND WILL BURN ALL THE SHIT ON YOUR BEDROOM FLOORS IN A MASSIVE BONFIRE AND DANCE AROUND THE FLAMES IN GLORY AND RAGE
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I, for one, welcome our new CrossFit obsessed robot overlords. m.youtube.com/watch?v=fRj34o…
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