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Simon

@swa11ace

left foot right foot; he/him

 Melbourne, Australia
Joined July 2011
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Yes, in 2018 Usman should’ve torched his career & that of teammates. The nation would doubtless have rallied behind the conscientious brown Muslim whistleblower 🙄
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Yeah. There are some flaws, but the loudest non-cooker critics have been 3AWed
hisaflog (@hisaflog100) profile picturehisaflog@hisaflog100Nov 3
Replying to @yeetintolerance
It's the "crime crisis" lie even though crime rate is falling. It has sent a huge chunk of the population insane. Everything else is downstream of that.
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if Abdul el sayed was interested in party unity he would have gone with Haley Stevens so they could endorse Mike Rogers together. instead he is sowing division by trying to win
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I hope folks will think about the fact that @HaleyforMI demanded that @AbdulElSayed denounce as antisemitic an ad he was not associated with, but is now endorsing a man who called Abdul a terrorist. She is fine with bigotry and racism as long as its against the right people.
Acyn (@Acyn) profile pictureAcyn
@AcynNov 1
Q: What your message to Democrats who are upset that throughout the primary you said you would endorse the Democratic nominee and are not doing so today? Stevens: I am sorry people are upset. I understand that. I did endorse the Democratic nominee. He chose to say I wasn’t welcome.
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Makes sense why the biggest "issue" - that gets the most clicks - is totally fake. You can't despise some of our media who legitimise this enough #springst
Chris C (@n720ute) profile pictureChris C@n720uteOct 29
A Melbourne based fella set up a website, employs Filipinos to write FAKE stories, FAKE pictures to "expose" crime in Victoria the website included a list of FAKE journos complete with FAKE profiles All FAKE This is how misinformation spreads #auspol abc.net.au/news/2026-10-29/c…
Website reporting on crime in Victoria staffed by Philippines workers

Website reporting on crime in Victoria staffed by Philippines workers

Victoria Crime News is a news website that purports to use local journalists. But when ABC NEWS Verify contacted its owner, he admitted the articles on his site were not written by Australians.

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Brought Mum home today, after 7 weeks in hospital - the perfect patient. First flat white hotter than magma
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Also hooray on a proper thickshake for once, not just aerated pink milk #strawtest
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Lovely 24 hours with Mother Dearest
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john@0bungl3rOct 14
The Age have finally created the most The Age headline of all time
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New Pepsi Max just entered the chat
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Someone check in on this dickhead
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Among others…
Kerry Burgess (@KerryBurgess) profile pictureKerry Burgess
@KerryBurgessOct 10
American Evangelical 'Christians' need to watch this....
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The daily Ozbargains email - options
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Addicted to the OzBargain newsletter/ chats
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Highly amusing outcome feasible
Roy Morgan (@RoyMorganAus) profile pictureRoy Morgan
@RoyMorganAusOct 9
Victorian Election is ‘too close to call’ today: ALP/Greens (46 seats) narrowly ahead of L-NP/ONP (42 seats); One Nation set to win over 10 seats in Lower House. #auspol2026 roymorgan.com/findings/10346…
Victorian Election is ‘too close to call’ today: ALP/Greens (46 seats) narrowly ahead of L-NP/ONP...

Victorian Election is ‘too close to call’ today: ALP/Greens (46 seats) narrowly ahead of L-NP/ONP...

Before all candidates are locked in, before preference deals are done, and before the campaign begins in earnest in the next few weeks Roy Morgan has created a Winnability Score. It combines current...

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Vale Richard Morecroft. Seemed a lovely man - BTN original, Letters & Numbers, news. Yeah, lovely
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Bloke shadow boxing at the tram stop. Great form. Have a day, King
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Excellent FB advice on new car option
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Simply magnificent replies here
granddesigns (@granddesigns) profile picturegranddesigns@granddesignsSep 16
Bryony and Matt are spending £820,000 on a modern, high-performance home on the Cornish coast - designed to meet the highest environmental standards. Will they pull it off? 📺 NEW Grand Designs | Tonight, 9pm | Channel 4
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Banning artists because they might say something that makes some people feel uncomfortable is so not rock ‘n’ roll - free Palestine
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@HLTCOSep 10
Today is World Suicide Prevention Day. With that in mind, I wanted to remind you of this video produced by Norwich City; it remains one of the most profound things I've ever seen produced on the subject.
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If a Mathew (single ‘t’) always shortens his name in conversation, is it Dear Mat or Matt? Mat looks ridiculous. Can’t support
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