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Chunky Chungus retweeted
This was America before Reagan signed the Immigration Reform and Control Act. Amnesty. Think about that.
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Chunky Chungus retweeted
My flight out of Austin got delayed by two hours (of course) so I’ve just been sitting here forced to listen to Indian music because of course that’s the live music that would be playing at this airport… It’s been over an hour straight of this plz help.
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Chunky Chungus retweeted
CBS is now targeting the grandfather of the white college girl that did "monkey noises" They're even after his auto shop Woke is back, folks
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Chunky Chungus retweeted
Ukrainian men are being slaughtered.
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I've seen more news about Russell Brand in the last 24 hours than about the killer who murdered Ann Widdecombe 4 months ago. Hmm. #RussellBrand
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Chunky Chungus retweeted
Fuck the GOP. Im done.
🚨 JUST IN: NOT ONE Republican senator has stepped up to CHALLENGE John Thune for Senate GOP leader in today's vote, per Semafor Thune is running UNOPPOSED for minority leader, a week after Republicans lost their Senate majority in the midterms ‼️ As many as SEVEN GOP senators wanted to delay the vote Bernie Moreno is the only candidate for NRSC chair. We should've waited until JANUARY and let members build up a case!
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Life of Gen Z: – Lost your prime years to COVID – Competing with AI for entry-level jobs – Owning a house requires dead grandparents – Christmas is getting rebranded as Diwali – Boomers still call you lazy
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Lmao
🇨🇳🇺🇬 Bruh, China sent retired soldiers to Uganda to teach security personnel how to handle firearms. Writer: Samuel
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Chunky Chungus retweeted
A black dude kills a White person every 12 hours and rapes a White girl every 73. But somehow, some girls making monkey noises is way worse than that???
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Chunky Chungus retweeted
Tell me again about “monkey noises”.
Two Black Pre-Teens Charged as Adults in Horrific 30-Minute R*pɛ of a 12-Year-Old White Girl.
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Chunky Chungus retweeted
How tf does an illegal alien become a nurse and a professor at a University overseeing more than 200 nursing students
ICE agents arrested Ann Lawani, a nurse and professor who has lived in Lodi for the last 13 years, during a "targeted enforcement operation" in September. ktla.com/news/california-nur…
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
Ann Lawani was issued a final order of removal on Aug. 6, 2013 after overstaying a 2007 temporary visa, per DHS. ktla.com/news/californi… fox40.com/news/local-new…
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Chunky Chungus retweeted
Pflugerville, TX. Full HEB takeover. This town was named after German George Pfluger (an actual immigrant) who helped turn a collection of farms into a Texas town in the late 1800s. Wouldn’t he be disappointed how things turned out for us.
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Chunky Chungus retweeted
The Kalergi Plan is real btw
Jesus christ pretty much every western country is on track to be more than 50% foreigners in the next 10-20 years. There is absolutely no way the West can survive this
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Chunky Chungus retweeted
This is how they do it.
How can a Texas County have more ballots in an election than adult citizens that live there? When the Democrats to decide to steal an election and go into the "ballot manufacturing process" here's how it works: 1) They keep names on the official "Registered Voter Rolls" not purging them each 30 days by comparing to the US Postal Change of Address Database as required by Texas Law Code. -People that have moved out of their last registered address, out of town, county, state, country and/or dead THIS becomes the pool of names from which they draw to create ballots...they estimate how many ballots they will need to vote to get their Democrats elected. How do we know this: It is public record. We call and go by to visit spot checking these people and verify they don't reside at the address with neighbors, family members and associates. 2) Once a county election commission determines to cheat, they estimate the number of ballots they will need to manufacture from this list of illegally registered voters. For instance, in Harris County Texas, over 600,000 illegally registered voter names are on the list with the valid voters and that list has not been purged in 6 years or more. THIS is Harris Counties "credit account" for ballots they can vote any way they wish. Think of the ways this can be done: -a candidate can pay to win -a political party can pay to win -BOTH political parties can negotiate certain races to each win -a political special interest can pay to make sure a candidate loses or wins Imagine you as candidate that knows about this and you get a phone call or visit in person as voting starts or on Election Day or even a day or two after and they tell you: "You're awfully close, but, the other side offered $100,000...if you want to win it's $250,000" and you strike a deal to pay them and this can be spread out over several entities, individuals and govt contracts, consulting, donations and on and on. Pirates are clever and they take their secrets to the grave. That is why they had to kill pirates and did so publicly. Think about that. 3) As Mail in Ballots arrive, this ballot manufacturing machine begins in earnest. You see, by design, mail in ballots Do NOT fit into the ballot reader scanning machines. THIS gives them the excuse of having to "RE-VOTE" for each and every mail in ballot. It is the RE-VOTING that is the fraud and they simply RE-VOTE them as they wish and also MANUFACTURE the ballot votes too of the ILLEGALLY Registered Names they have chosen. 4) So the fake manufactured ballots are voted and the election wraps up and individual races are declared. If a candidate balks at the election results, they can pay for a recount and must pay per precinct for that recount. WHO performs the recount? Oh, you're gonna love this one... The exact same corrupt people that created the illegal ballots are ordered by the judge to recount their very own fraud. Sometimes, they have cheated so sloppily, they do find a difference and race totals change even to the point of changing the outcome. Sometimes, this is because they paid and the illegally voted ballots are adjusted up and down. THIS is mostly done with MILITARY MAIL IN BALLOTS which are held back and arrive later than Election Day. THIS is the election fraudsters treasure chest and last minute monetization gold mine to make even more money throwing an election. 4) When the County finally certifies an election (meaning, all offers are in to throw certain races and accepted and ballot manufacturing is done to support this fake manufactured outcome) they turn it over to the Texas Secretary of State officially as the county certified election. The Texas Secretary of State, you would think, would be chosen by the VOTERS of TEXAS and beholden to ONLY the VOTERS of TEXAS. But, alas, NO. The Texas SOS is APPOINTED by the Texas Governor. When someone appoints you, who are you loyal to? If the VOTERS appoint you, you are far more likely to be loyal to those VOTERS. Ever notice that Texas SOS appointees don't last long. Do you understand why now? The pressure is insane if you have a Governor who is involved in the election fraud...can you imagine? What if you were appointed and in the first election you preside over as SOS you spot the obvious fraud and the governor tells you: "this would be so disruptive to the state it would destroy lives and destroy our economy...businesses wouldn't have confidence in Texas any longer...So, we better find a way to just 'cool this down' and 'settle this out quietly." But, next election cycle, similar things happen and next, and next...after about 2 - 3 years, you'd realize you are PART of the TEXAS ELECTION FRAUD MACHINE yourself and retire or be retired with a really nice package...wouldn't you. You'd want OUT. GO look at Texas Sec of State under Greg Abbott and get back to me. Have you figured out how the RINOs got in power, got in bed with the Democrats and NO actual Republican agenda items actually get done in Texas with majority in every state office, the Texas House, Senate, Lt Gov and Gov office? And, now...here we are. YES, they are all in on it. Corruption on both sides. The act of YOU going to the polls and voting is nothing more than confidence trick to make you think your vote matters. And, in some races where a corrupt faction isn't paying to win or blackmailing to win...your vote does matter. But, for the most part, these corrupt pirates are running the show. BIZPAC.us fought for a bill for 6 years in the House and Senate in Texas that would allow the Texas Attorney General to launch an investigation into the County election fraud. You see, the corrupt Texas Supreme Court had ruled that the AG could not "pierce the county veil" for such an investigation. We got that law passed and it went into effect September 1, 2025. This spring 2026, Texas AG @KenPaxtonTX launched the first election fraud investigation into Harris County Election Fraud ever in Texas history from his office. I was in the meeting with him when he ordered investigation with his Texas Ranger Captain. Picture included in this post. The Texas Ranger Captain reports by Texas Constitution directly to the Texas Governor @GregAbbott_TX , like all law enforcement in Texas. Prove any assertion from this thread factually wrong. I dare you. It is not an "elephant in the room" situation. It's a damn herd of MASTODON that is so big and has been here so long and you are so used to them that you can't even see them because they are the forest you can't see for the trees.
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Chunky Chungus retweeted
The last man on Earth still using AOL is also the last man still arguing for endless Middle East wars. 
Coincidence?
Folks, I have spent literally the entire day trying to get someone at AOL to unlock my email. For the last eight hours, I have been told that the issue has been escalated to supervisors who would contact me. I haven't heard a thing. You would think that, since I'm one of the last human beings on the face of the Earth still using AOL, they would take care of this. You'd be wrong. So, once this gets resolved, hopefully before the next presidential election, I'm dropping them. (I kept them this long out of convenience, but now I have no reason to keep them.) I'll see you on the radio at 6 p.m., at which time I will address this further.
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Chunky Chungus retweeted
Replying to @PostingWhiteWs
Were afraid to ride public transit or walk around cities because we might get alot worse. So.
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Chunky Chungus retweeted
Patriots are NOT in control.
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Chunky Chungus retweeted
The moment Ladarius Morshun Brownlee unalive his girlfriend on the 4th of July 2024 by shooting her in the head. Here’s some “cute” footage from the couple. Nobody saw this coming.
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Chunky Chungus retweeted
>democrats materialized 1.6 million voters I don’t think it was the dems who materialized them 😔
🚨 The results are in. Texas Republican voters didn’t stay home, or switch sides and vote Blue Republican voters showed up with larger numbers than before. The problem is, Democrats l somehow materialized 1.6 MILLION new voters Here’s where it gets really corrupt, Democrats somehow pulled higher numbers in Texas for midterms than they did during the 2024 Presidential Election - Kamala Harris received 4,835,250 Democrat votes in Texas - Somehow Democrats had 5.2 million voters during this Midterms in Texas It makes no sense. There is no way, especially when Republicans didn’t switch sides because Republican vote totals actually increased These results are impossible to believe
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