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A speaking clock version of @swearclock is coming soon thank to a colab with @ricomonkeon - it's really going to be fucking fantastic. You'll throw away all your clocks because they'll be obsolete.
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It's the best of @fessfole for May 2022 - that's the best and funniest confessions submitted to the account. Do please share widely so we get lots of fantastic new confessions in for next month. And, if you don't already, follow @fesshole now!
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Best public confessions for April 2022, what a great month that was. Do keep sending stories in and keeping us laughing. Thank you everyone, and remember to encourage your friends to FOLLOW @FESSHOLE NOW, so we can keep it all going with your most extraordinary confessions.
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Best confessions from Fesshole for March 2022 - that's the best, most amusing public confessions. What a bumper batch - you really are a bunch of funny bastards.
FOLLOW @FESSHOLE NOW.
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Let's do it. Let's do our favourite anonymous confessions for February 2022 and my golly gosh haven't you lot done well? So many great stories. Please share far and wide to encourage people to follow @fesshole and keep the stories coming in. THANK YOU EVERYONE.
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It's the Fesshole 'best of' for Jan 2022 - that's the best public confessions from you, the readers and contributors. Please share far and wide so that we get more great fesses coming in and remember if you don't: FOLLOW @FESSHOLE NOW!
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Let's do it. Let's do the best of @fesshole for December 2021 - great stuff coming in, such an amusing / awful month. Well done everyone.
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These are the best public confessions for November. A bumper crop - do follow and share @fesshole as it helps keep the great confessions coming in. Thank you.
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It's the best public confessions for October 2021 - a bumper month for amusement. Do share and follow @fesshole if you don't already - it all helps keep the material coming in
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It's best confessions for September. We've picked from the funny end and then ending with something else. Do please share so that the confessions keep coming and and remember: FOLLOW @FESSHOLE NOW.
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It's the best of @fesshole for August 2021 - our favourite anonymous public confessions as confessed by YOU. Do please share this so we keep the confessions coming in.
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Best public confessions for July - it's been a bumper crop of amusing stuff this month, do share so that more people follow @fesshole and the confessions keep coming in
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Best anonymous public confessions for June 2021. What a fantastic month this was - we could have this best of twice as long. Do share and follow @fesshole to keep the great stuff coming.
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Right. Let's see what were the best confessions from the public for May 2021. A bumper crop we think. Well done everyone, and please share this wide to encourage more people to follow @fesshole and keep confessing.
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Best public confessions for April 2021 - really good month - well done everyone. And please share this far and wide to encourage more people to follow @fesshole and confess their funny and/or awful sins.
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Here's the best public confession for March 2021 - honestly think this was the best month we've seen - so many funny ones. Do follow @fesshole if you don't already and do share this so we get even more great confessions.
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Best of @fesshole for Feb 2021. Some great public confessions - funny, interesting, awful - all humanity is here. Do follow and share - plenty more coming.
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Best of @fesshole for Jan 2021. All public confessions - some funny, some fascinating. Do make sure you follow - plenty more stuff coming. (Our fav? Probably the one about Keith Harris and Orville)
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