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Insanely proud of this accomplishment! Check out my video here: youtu.be/M6TODfeJCkw

If cotton eye joe were a terr0rist

Remember when there was a brief period in Hollywood where this was the only laptop people used in movies

Hop in we whippin in the vuck

Thinking about taking a gap decade

Small town trivia in the Midwest is wild

Just went out in public for 3 hours and no one told me I had a little bit of mustard left on my face from lunch. Ugh. Can today just be over already

I wanna hear a rap battle between Eminem and the dude who reads the fine print at the end of radio commercials

If Michael Cera were a stop sign

Holy shit I think I just said something fr 🧐

They should call it “antisocial media” the way it has society addicted to their phones and not living in the moment…

Butt and balls do not count as legs

Do you wash your legs every time in the shower?

Megachurch pastors are really just like the worst standup comedians of all time

This says a lot about our country

DNA test results came back negative. Guess I don't have any DNA.