See as you dey swallow him epon
Replying to @OpeFoodCritic
My God, don't even know how to respond to this to be honest like I'm f"ckin blank right now. First you followed back and then this? All in one night? Can't believe it, like it's unreal.
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I told you guys that my friend in UK linked a 9ja babe to his white friend and the werey was asking him to book her uber for the date. Dude was confused.
When he reported to my friend, we were laughing in shame.
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My homeboy just sent me a screenshot from a chick he cracked Halloween night while we were out on the town.
Context: He met this girl at the bar and she was all over him not in an incoherent way but in a super choosy matter of fact way.
Long story short he took her back to the air BnB we were renting cracked and brought her back downtown.
This is the message she sent him today after retroactively withdrawing consent and now heβs asking me to be a witness in his defense so he donβt end up like Russell Brand π©π
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I was skimming through the manual of our generator, and I saw where oyinbo man said that the generator is supposed to work 50hrs a year.
Lolππ
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This video came out a decade ago and till today it perfectly captures how men can tell if the woman is into them. Hope it clears things up for you.
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Tinubu is a very very Dull President he completely wasted 4 years of all our Lives. And now he wants to waste another 4? President Tinubu is a Very Big Failure. Say No to APC.
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"google is free" okay but i wanted to have a conversation with you damn
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The cold mouth of gun never touch una before, na why una dey form superman. If they use gun touch your forehead under AC, you'll sweat.





























