you can find me at NFO 4 from 8-2 and then i’ll be wandering about the hall - ask me about #blackbadgeraffle at #defcon - cameo w/ @CodexMafia

doing the #blackbadgeraffle at #defcon? come find me wandering around - i may have something…

ken i have great news

thank you to everyone for a truly amazing #defcon32 - remember that most social media is toxic af and you’d probably be better off doing any number of other things. i leave you with the weirdest (and awesomest) thing in my reel from the weekend - until next year! ✌️

six years ago i went to my first DEFCON - and today at #defcon32 i got my goon patch. probably sounds silly to some but while i could never say i’d for sure get on that stage someday (won’t stop me from trying), i always knew i’d make a great goon. LFGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

hey did you know if you hold your #defcon32 badge up to your hotel tv you can see the ghost of every process you’ve ever killed? neat, huh? join me for more #badgelife tips this week!

if you’re in town for #defcon32 and looking for something to do tonight, i’ll be at the Round1 arcade in Meadows Mall pretty late. they have a bar. you should come! i’ll be here most likely

it’s ok to plan to do a few specific things at specific times, but i suggest simply going with the flow and diving head-first into whatever interesting things you see going on. this is worth a watch if you haven’t seen it: youtu.be/3ctQOmjQyYg

yeah i appreciate fine art #badgelife #DEFCON #defcon32

because i am notorious for both respecting the rules, me and this lil fella will be handing out these stickers during #DEFCON32 to remind you of LVCC's no-tolerance policy regarding stickers on LVCC property. (but seriously: DFIU)

@defcon is that special time of year where i go from almost zero social media presence to a veritable shitpost waterfall - t-minus five days 'til vegas #defcon32 #badgelife

excuse me what the fuck i ordered from pizzahut.com specifically so i didn’t have to deal with this bullshit

find yourself someone who looks at you the way this lemur looks at this space heater.

felt cute might delete later idk

dial-tone included! 🥰