Classism is Zimbabwe
βͺοΈThey don't want us ku Jam Tree
βͺοΈThey don't want us ku Sami Levy, Highland Park
βͺοΈThey don't want us on their tl and call us NRZ
Even Doink doesn't want us in CBD chasara kunzi no more walking in First street like in Rodhesia
Should we do a bulletproof car gofund for Papa or since he is a prophet he will see it coming?
Prophet Uebert Angel has reportedly been receiving threats to his life following his recent sermon, in which he urged certain individuals to stop attacking Vice President Constantino Chiwenga.
A few days ago, a vehicle without registration plates attempted to block his motorcade before opening fire.
In the latest incident, which occurred around 1:30am today, three armed men carrying assault rifles attempted to break through the outer perimeter wall of his residence.
However, his security team detected the attempted break-in in time and fired at the men, forcing them to flee.
No doubt, album of the year is from @MuGaratia π₯π₯π₯
Zimra corners you into tax avoidance and tax evasion π€¦πΏββοΈ
ZIMRA has given motorists with unpaid vehicle taxes until 31 December 2026 to settle their outstanding payments. The tax applies when buying a second-hand vehicle and transferring ownership.
Motorists must pay the outstanding tax, including any late payment charges, before the deadline. Those who fail to pay may face action from ZIMRA to recover the money.
Unpaid taxes could also cause problems when renewing vehicle licences or making travel arrangements.
We're a bunch of cowards π
WATCH | Heartbreaking video shows a Harare City Council official exercising his newly granted arresting powers by handcuffing a woman carrying a baby after he found her selling items on the street. The incident happened this afternoon at the corner of Second Street and Robert Mugabe Avenue in Harare. The woman can be heard questioning the treatment, asking whether vending is a crime.
@JMafume @gama_stanley
Tabani πΒ³β΅ retweeted
"A nation cannot tax itself into prosperity. It must produce, manufacture, innovate, trade and expand its productive capacity.β
Government departments still use gmail for official communication but the dzungu rate at which they too to implement the not so smart TMS shows you how hellbent Zanu PF and ZRP are sorely focused on getting money from us instead of service delivery.
We have received many similar complaints about the ZRP Smart Traffic Management System incorrectly reading vehicle registration plates and issuing fines to the wrong motorists. The ZRP needs to fix this problem urgently to avoid more people being wrongly fined. One of our followers shared the following:
Hi Crime Watch, I saw your recent post about ZRPβs Smart Traffic Management system and wanted to share my experience.
I received a message from ZRP saying I had a traffic fine. I thought it might be possible that either my wife or I had committed an offence, so I planned to pay it online. When I tried to open the photo evidence, it wouldnβt load possibly because my internet connection was temporarily down. The video took a while to open, and I couldnβt find my car. I then saw another car with its number plate obscured and assumed it was mine (the one on the encroaching on the left the image). I was still unsure, though. I proceeded to pay, nonetheless.
The alleged offence was recorded on Sunday at the intersection of Bulawayo Road and Rekayi Tangwena, a route I rarely use on Sundays. The photo shows a white car, while mine is black. When I zoomed in on the registration number, it read AFM4699. My registration number is AFF4699.
I wanted to bring this to your attention in case others have had a similar experience.
@PoliceZimbabwe
October: Not everyone is an idiot. Some people are just operating on a completely different frequency.
βͺοΈSome people need facts, others need feelings. Some just need a software update.
βͺοΈ The smartest person in the room isn't necessarily the one doing the most talking
September: Zimbabwe taught us scarcity. Voss teaches us how to negotiate it.
βͺοΈThe goal isnβt to win the argument; itβs to win the outcome.
βͺοΈA βNoβ isnβt the end; sometimes itβs the beginning of the real negotiation.
βͺοΈIf you need the deal more than they do, youβve already surrendered leverage
Translated: Owning a car in Zimbabwe is a serious offense!
FAILURE TO CHANGE VEHICLE OWNERSHIP A SERIOUS OFFENCE - POLICE
National Police Spokesperson Commissioner Paul Nyathi says failure to change vehicle ownership after purchase is a serious offence, warning that the original owner will be held liable for any offences committed by third parties using the vehicle.
πΉ: Muchaneta Chimuka
Police should also add make-up scam to her charges, sentence her to deter would be offenders π€²πΏπ€¦πΏββοΈ
Barca fans after losing to PSG on Tuesday, Real Madrid yesterday and Yamal losing Balon D'or tonight
If it's too good to be true, it's untrue. There's no way in the world you can get 60% interest after 35 days. That was your red flag and you ignored it.
GOOD MORNING, CRIME WATCH. I NEED YOUR HELP
I invested US$500 in CMD fashions, and my experience has left me heartbroken and deeply disappointed.
In April, I invested my money with CMD Fashions after being told that the money would be returned after 35 days with 60% interest. I therefore expected to receive my money at the end of May 2026.
When I contacted the person in charge, I was told that their goods had been delayed at the border and had not yet been cleared. He asked for another two weeks to make the payments and added me to a WhatsApp channel where he posted updates and notifications.
Unfortunately, after the two weeks had passed, he was still unable to pay me and others. He then sent a message asking for forgiveness and explained that those who wanted to be paid in June would receive their money with the initial interest, while those who chose August would receive their initial investment plus an additional interest and would also be allowed to choose a home appliance, such as a television, fridge or stove.
I indicated that I wanted to be paid in July, but I did not receive a response. In July, he started paying people in batches, but my name was not included. When I tried to contact him for an explanation, my messages were read but left unanswered. He later began warning people against sharing their details, saying that some people were claiming their money.
To this day, I have been unable to get a satisfactory response to my calls and messages. We are now being told that everyone should receive their money by December, but after all these delays and broken promises, I have lost confidence and am deeply worried about whether I will ever recover my hard-earned money.
I am very heartbroken because I trusted someone with my money, believing they would keep their promise and honour our agreement. I am sharing my experience because I believe that people who invest their money deserve honest communication, transparency and to be held accountable.























