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Someone messaged us that @takerebound is too expensive. If you buy one pouch you get 8 sticks for $45. That is the same price per unit as this Gatorade that I just bought, which most people reach for when they are hungover.
Tom is just having some fun untill his his oldest son turns 21 and they can start running devious two mans together
Eagles medical staff said he’s a full go to start today at WR
Thank You All For The Messages And Prayers! I Will Get Back To You Each Individually As I Get Stronger. Thank You To All The Tampa General Hospital Staff And Doctors That Put Up With Me Until 4:30am. I Appreciate You All And Thank You For Everything You Did For Me! I Am Focused On My Healing And Recovery Right Now. I Will Be Okay! And Just So You Know For Those Who Were Asking And Wondering, I Don’t Own My Own Facebook Page Anymore. I Apologize For The Reckless Posting Behavior On My Facebook When I Was In The Hospital. It Was Completely Inappropriate!
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If your table looks like this when the drinks come out, you typically won't wake up with a hangover.
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Heading into the weekend reminds me that after nights like this I used to have purge myself by sunrise in order to combat the brutal hangover.. Now days I just take a stick of @takerebound before the night starts and hangovers don’t exist. Game changer.. I wish we had this in 2004.
Ordering a double transfusion then telling the cart girl to watch my drive
Kyle Berkshire broke his own world record for the longest drive in history recently with a 588.3 yard bomb, beating the previous record of 579.6 yards.
Kyle posted on Instagram to say:
“This is one of the biggest accomplishments of my career: I pushed my world record drive from 579.6 yards to 588.3 yards.
“The amount of work and training it took to push the bar another 9 yards is hard to put into words, but it was worth all the pain, sweat, and tears to get it done.
“I have so many amazing people in my corner pushing me to be at my best, and I feel so fortunate to be in a position to show what's possible in a sport I love.
“I have spent the last decade pushing the limits of what's physically possible with a golf club, and I don't plan on stopping anytime soon.
“600 yards, here we come!”
Link to full video: youtu.be/-bi72dj2C9c?si=JWcS…
Pretty much everyone has washboard abs before you figure out what beer is
I’d like to report fraud.. how do I collect my 2 million Mr. President?
BREAKING: President Trump reveals his new anti-fraud program set up to reward people who expose fraud with a 1% commission on the money uncovered.
"If you turn somebody in and you, let's say report and you find $1 billion, we are giving a commission to that person of 1%."
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
DOJ's published guidance caps individual whistleblower rewards at up to $30,000 per tip, not an uncapped 1% of fraud uncovered, with a total program fund of $25 million. A $1 billion fraud tip would not yield a $10 million payout under the official program rules. newsweek.com/trump-vance-of… foxnews.com/politics/trump…
Official @BDraddy Liam polos. Thank you @fostermccune22 for hooking us up.
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This is exactly how I feel playing beer pong. Turning off your brain and reaching flow state is peak
