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I bet @thetastowe42 is wondering who keeps using code STOWE to blow Lucid accts
lol it's me, consider it a thank you for all you do ❤️
tilting so hard I ended up in the backrooms.
I might actually be the worst trader in the history of the stock market.
Bartholomew Fatus Catus didn’t mean to, but he posted probably one of my favorite short pieces on trading I’ve seen in a while.
We talk about the whales like they’re infallible Greek gods. But they’re no more immune to their own bs than you are.
I’ve been telling you guys… If you follow my work closely Ive been fucking telling you…..
The whales are no different than retail. They trade like us - to a degree - and they fuck it.
Zero sum… Whales need to trade with whales and there’s usually another whale on the other side.
Someone can lose.
I give Leopold a lot of shit. But I’m fucking telling you all…
Just because someone has access to massive pools of capital, don’t mean they know shit nor how to manage.
Trade management is the hardest thing.
These whales have so much capital they can dollar cost average or do some shit to fix the problem with that capital.
Throwing enough money at the markets can create wins.
Efficient?
No…
Efficiency is exquisite execution and management, not this sloppy shit.
All that trading content talking about instional flow.. They fucking trade against each other and as this woman said. She seen a lot of them go.
The longer I do this, the more edge I see. The more opportunities really exist. The more I realize how clueless damn near everyone is.
Being called a whale in poker. Thats not a good thing. It’s rich guys that play loose.
For a high performer. That’s a big fucking pay day.
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When Jensen and I started hooking up, he told me that he had never done this before. I'm honestly so heartbroken.
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THE MOST IMPORTANT POST YOU'LL READ TODAY.
If we look at a typical market cycle, many growth, high momentum and popular stocks experienced their Mark Up phase in April and May.
Distribution followed from June to September.
Now, many of these names have entered the Mark Down phase.
What makes this cycle so powerful is how quickly each phase happens and how easily traders get caught on the wrong side of it.
During Mark Up, prices move so aggressively that many traders either miss the rally or take profits way too early.
Then comes Distribution. Traders see prices pulling back from their highs and buy the dip. Each dip buy is rewarded with another bounce, reinforcing their conviction as they accumulate increasingly large positions.
But when Mark Down begins, the dip quickly turns into a prolonged decline, leaving many traders completely REKT.
Then there are the cautious traders who think they're being smart waiting for much lower prices.
Buying a popular stock at a huge discount feels comfortable, but they end up repeatedly trying to time the bottom in an asset that could spend months or years consolidating before its next meaningful move higher.
And this is exactly what we're seeing right now.
Many of the high flyers from the previous cycle aren't going back to their old highs anytime soon.
They'll continue to produce big rallies, giving existing holders hope and attracting fresh buyers who provide exit liquidity while largely trading sideways.
Eventually, the retail traders who didn't capitulate through price will capitulate through time.
They get tired of holding a position that's going nowhere, lose conviction and sell, often just before the next Mark Up phase begins.
This doesn't mean the same script will play out for every stock, but it's an important market dynamic to understand.
The next group of winners that will carry the market higher will be the ones quietly finishing their accumulation phases that nobody is talking about.
"The winning will continue, I promise you that, but in the meantime, take this beating with a smile on your face and don't let the market steal your happiness."
- Beardo
If you're down bad and feel like sh*t, I know how you feel, we've all been there.
This is one of the toughest markets in recent memory, so try not to beat yourself up about it.
Most great traders make and lose fortunes several times over and eventually you learn it's just money and money is sh*t.
It's all the other stuff in your life that's important so be grateful for the people and things you have that actually matter.
The winning will continue, I promise you that, but in the meantime, take this beating with a smile on your face and don't let the market steal your happiness.
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Unfortunately, this Bitcoin prediction was disgustingly accurate.
I won't stop until we're all rich.
couple jabs at the overnight low, runner out at b/e; they can't all be home runs but any day above zero is a great day
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everyone sell, I'm posting a screenshot
sometimes you just have to put your face into the face ripper and on occasion it works out and your face is fine
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good morrow
today’s trading plan:
buy if the markets are gonna go up
sell if the markets are gonna go down
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daytarders unite 💪
Fundamentalists call themselves “investors” because they’re scared to take risk without a “reasoning” backstop.
Intellectuals call themselves quants because they’re nerds who don’t trust their own judgement.
Punters call themselves retards because they understand one simple truth,
the best thing to “be” in life, is lucky.
Listen to this man.
I unified today and @grok bot maxed token usage within a few hours, now I'm locked out of every Grok product for a week.
Before, the token pools were separate and I could use each for their own purposes. Best part is, it's irreversible.
Absolutely do NOT unify your accounts.
I unified my Cursor, Grok, and X subscriptions this week. Oh my goodness, it's not good value for money! If you have separate plans, keep them separate.
You basically lose your Cursor credits, but pay the same price as before. How did they calculate this usage!!? It's horrible.
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