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TutanSansama

@tan_chalant

🇯🇲 a jankruh...but a sweet one... ❤️‍🔥

 In a taxi omw
Joined May 2015
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KENEIL DRUMZ (@keneil_drumz) profile pictureKENEIL DRUMZ@keneil_drumz17 Jan 2025
in Jamaica, what we have Democracy or Oligarchy ?
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I respect tf outta delusional people 🙂‍↔️ You got it mannnnn
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W.E.B. DaBoi (@Tyre_94) profile picture
W.E.B. DaBoi
@Tyre_94Nov 4
Like he shouldn’t have said that but I understand his point
≩ (@_STEEZA) profile picture≩@_STEEZANov 4
ppl laughed but "what if the village is retarded?" prolly the most important question of the decade
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Nia (@leahbethstan) profile picture
Nia@leahbethstanNov 4
So many black governors (not you byron!)
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Y'all Gym Yet ❓ (@javalb_) profile picture
Y'all Gym Yet ❓@javalb_Nov 4
I can’t have a senator who doesn’t help Epstein, I can’t have a governor who’s not a coon, I can’t even have legal weed here cause rednecks dinosaurs and Cubans everywhere
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ayo
@AyoShinobiNov 3
she a freak, I’m a freak, we on the same freakuency.
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Me in Florida looking at Texas and Georgia…
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angelica96
@angelica960622Nov 3
Tener una pareja que no vive buscando atención en redes sociales es una bendición que pocos valoran
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Brume
@ThatBlaqguy_Nov 3
my doctor said i need more pics of your tits for my health
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cami ☭ 🌎🍝 (@nyorussias) profile picture
cami ☭ 🌎🍝@nyorussiasNov 2
I’m a pervert but I’m like a chill one
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LEXX ⭐️@youknowlex_Nov 3
teleport to me, I wanna kiss you..
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bradpsychology@bradpsychologyNov 3
The world waits as the US sits an IQ test.
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"..imagine you aren't horny at all." I didn't know you could turn that off🙂‍↔️... especially when she's in the house? 🙂‍↔️🙂‍↔️🙂‍↔️
Madelaine Hanson (@MadelaineLucyH) profile pictureMadelaine Hanson
@MadelaineLucyHNov 2
Ok lads: imagine you aren’t horny at all. Not even slightly. You’re busy fixing a shelf or ironing your suit or watching your favourite TV show. Zero sexy feelings. Your girlfriend sighs loudly and goes “can we have sex now” in whingy voice and then grabs your ass. She then sulks and starts whining when you aren’t instantly aroused and into it and starts saying you haven’t had sex for 3 days. Annoying? Not very sexy? GOOD YOU UNDERSTAND WHY PASSIVE AGGRESSIVE INSTA-HORNY BEHAVIOUR IS ANNOYING
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J.T. Alexander
@JTAlexanderNov 2
Imagine your steak juicy as fuck, your lobster so buttery it blows your mind. Doesn’t sound fun does it?
Madelaine Hanson (@MadelaineLucyH) profile pictureMadelaine Hanson
@MadelaineLucyHNov 2
Ok lads: imagine you aren’t horny at all. Not even slightly. You’re busy fixing a shelf or ironing your suit or watching your favourite TV show. Zero sexy feelings. Your girlfriend sighs loudly and goes “can we have sex now” in whingy voice and then grabs your ass. She then sulks and starts whining when you aren’t instantly aroused and into it and starts saying you haven’t had sex for 3 days. Annoying? Not very sexy? GOOD YOU UNDERSTAND WHY PASSIVE AGGRESSIVE INSTA-HORNY BEHAVIOUR IS ANNOYING
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zito 🥷 (@kiziton_) profile picture
zito 🥷
@kiziton_Nov 2
We in a lame ahh b'tch epidemic
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PeePee🎀
@peegzy1Nov 2
If a man is taking care of you, please reciprocate….dont let social media deceive you.
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Don't sacrifice yourself for others.... they won't appreciate it.. You'll be happier selfish 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️
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sruthi
@awaaariNov 2
and grit. unreasonable amount of grit. thats it.
scar (@imfat) profile picturescar
@imfatNov 1
It took me 29 years to realize that the cheat code to life is just having delusional confidence.
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Mauroy
@mauroytweetsNov 2
adulting is realizing dem heavy school bag deh weh we use to carry a high school were the lightest burden we ever carried
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dead@_xnesNov 1
me drive the bimma fast everytime me memba how far me one used to walk...
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☆T⁷₿
@tumiszn_Oct 31
Growing up hearing “Wikipedia isn't a valid source” and then entering a workplace where people say “just ask ChatGPT” is a surprisingly strange timeline
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