TV Exec. Shows include @LightsOut, #KeyAndPeele etc. Author of Buy Yourself The F*cking Lilies and Glow in the F*cking Dark.
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Joined April 2009
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If it doesn’t involve something pumpkin or maple flavored I simply do not have the bandwidth for it right now
Fall skincare routine: Vitamin C serum, peptide moisturizer, try to move lip balm with mind just in case I am a witch whose powers have finally arrived, apply lip balm.
Sunday to-do list: clean out closet, find candle that smells like cookies are in the oven without actually having to bake them, buy cookies from store, watch Practical Magic.
September to-do list: blast AC (bc global warming), order pumpkin spice latte, put hex on men who have wronged me, commence rewatch of Gilmore Girls
To-do list: Blast AC, order pumpkin spice latte, put hex on men who have wronged me, commence rewatch of Gilmore Girls
Sure, sleep and exercise are important but scientists don’t talk enough about having a good hair day
Your 20s are for living however the f*ck you want
Your 30s are for living however the f*ck you want
Your 40s are for living however the f*ck you want
Back to school to-do list: Buy new backpacks, put covers on books, loudly praise all gods of every religion in thanks that summer vacation is finally over, write carpool schedule.
End of summer checklist: Eat the best peach you’ve ever had, go for a late-night swim, ruminate anxiously about the true meaning of life for hours until you finally just fall asleep, make homemade popsicles.