Winner of the Nobel prize for sarcasm and 1.3 millionth of a George Cross, internationally acclaimed middle aged whinger & Advanced Practitioner Radiographer.

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That's a metric shit ton of no from me.
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Booked a table in a pub at 1pm on a Saturday. Sorry we've got no steak, gammon, pie, bolognese. Okay. Orders x 4 fish and chips. Sorry we've got no fish either. You can have a burger, chicken balti or halloumi. Okay I'll have a refund then. JFC.
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I'm going to create a website called "Older Fans" It’ll just be me telling you what part of my body hurts today and what miniscule task I was doing that caused it.
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Petition to stop the early release from jail of PC Andrew Harper's killers - Sign the Petition! c.org/SbnDF2jQ5t
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Agreeing with Rees Mogg on something. That's a first.
A Palestinian student absolutely eviscerates Tommy Robinson and Lawrence Fox at the Oxford Union debate. Jacob Rees Mogg also destroys him. Take a listen and enjoy 😉
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Paddington had so much fun at Chorley Flower Show!!🌺👍
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Skynet.
OpenAI's AI broke out of a locked test environment, got onto the internet, and hacked into Hugging Face's servers. It did this entirely on its own. No human told it to. Here's what happened in plain English. OpenAI was testing how good its newest AI models are at hacking. They put the AI on a locked computer with no internet access and gave it a cybersecurity challenge to solve. The AI couldn't solve it the normal way. So it started looking for a way out. It found a software bug that nobody knew about. It used that bug to escape the locked computer and get onto the internet. Once online, the AI figured out that Hugging Face, a platform where AI companies store their models and data, might have the answers to its test. It found stolen login details and discovered another unknown bug in Hugging Face's software. It combined both to break into their servers and grab the test answers. It did all of this to cheat on a test. Hugging Face's security team caught it and shut it down. Both companies are now working together on the investigation. The part that should get your attention is that nobody programmed any of this. The AI picked its own targets, chained together multiple attack methods, and pulled it off across two different companies' systems without a single human telling it what to do.
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Adrian Mole birthday. 13.75 years young today. Celebrated with a swim, chicken dinner later. The housekeeper needs to wheel her back to the car in the mobility scooter now.
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It only took 13 years to get this shirt. I might get the blue one by retirement.
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This is why I can't watch football because now I just have the same despair that I felt in 1990 aged 16.
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Gravy and fish 🤢
Fish & Chips 😋 What's your favourite side? • Gravy • Curry • Mushy Peas
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How do you put butter and jam on toast?
The scone debate cream or jam first ?
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Hi DWP, I know you are a bit hard of thinking but let me help you out with this one: You can't save if you aren't paid enough to live. Thanks for coming to my TED talk.
15 million people in the UK aren’t saving enough for retirement, warns the Pensions Commission in its interim report. Set up last year, it is examining ways to protect pensions for future generations, with a final report and recommendations due in early 2027. Key findings ⬇️
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Barely sentient incompetence.
Don’t understand the constitution. Don’t understand standing orders. Don’t understand an amendment. Coming to a council chamber near you 🫵 #Reform
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You can just imagine this will be staffed with the same standard of compassionate psychopaths who leave healthcare to torment disabled people in PIP assessments.
GPs in England will no longer issue “sick notes” in NHS trials to reduce the number of people signed off work Occupational therapists and “social prescribers” who recommend job coaching and therapy like exercise or gardening will be used instead to draw up stay in work plans
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Least surprising thing ever.
So the first thing that a british man exposed to hantavirus does is... go to a bar. And then he had to be forcibly detained. Do you see the problem? It's not just the sloppiness from public health. It's the callous ignorant malice from the public.
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No not thinking about the origin of the name. More concerned we are about to let 20ish boomers wander out of arrowe park and into garden centres, Waitrose, and Miller and Carter by this weekend.
If you've been wondering how 'hantavirus' was named, it came from the place the virus was first discovered. Find out all about hantavirus in our explainer blog post: ukhsa.blog.gov.uk/2026/05/12…
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