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Austin, Texas
Joined November 2007
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Every Texas bar has that one guy. He’s loud. He’s obnoxious. He makes all the women feel uncomfortable. He adds his drink to your tab when you’re not looking. That’s Ken Paxton — and I don’t know about y’all, but I’m done picking up his tab.
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Trump says Judge Ana Reyes lacks expertise in golf, so her order protecting East Potomac is unconstitutional. Fascinating theory: apparently the Constitution contains a sand-trap exception. Reyes barred further tree cutting and required 10 business days' notice before irreversible changes. Trump promises an appeal and a November 15 closure. He's entitled to appeal. The injunction still applies unless a court stays it. Even presidents don't get a mulligan on the rule of law.
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Replying to @Kaos_Vs_Control
You know how you have been spending months intensely engaged with politics prior to an election to make an informed decision? This guy cancelled out your vote.
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A party of performative morons disinterested in policy.
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Replying to @Acyn
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Lots to choose from and I hate to play favorites, but these are the Top 3 who I really, really, really want to lose: 1. Ken Paxton 2. Susan Collins 3. Roger Marshall
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“You must spend your check that you’ll never receive in the U.S. but don’t bother spending it at my club because it’s an overpriced shithole that you still won’t be able to afford” is quite the closing message for voters.
Trump: You'll be my guest at Mar a Lago. The problem is that for $5000, the most you'll be able to buy is a hamburger and maybe a small dessert. I'm not even sure you could buy that. No, don't go there. That's not a good place.
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Bolsonaro fleeing Brazil and heading to the U.S. sounds like all of those illegal border crossings MAGA is always fucking crying about.
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Much easier for the media to lock in on faux Cheesecake Factory outrage than a House Dem report indicating Todd Blanche basically told Ghislaine Maxwell "stop talking" when she was about to discuss a girl that could more closely tie Trump to Epstein
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Please don't be confused and think this means our elections are in jeopardy. They are not. Voting machines don't connect to the internet. Don't become a victim of disinformation.
BREAKING: A hacker is attempting to breach the US Federal Election Commission's systems and that agency has had to 'temporarily shut down' its web-facing services as a result, according to an email seen by Reuters reut.rs/4imQyUu
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this is what dessert at the cheesecake factory looks like
Vivek to his barber: Just fuck my shit up
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UPDATE: Guess who was behind those trans pamphlets mailed across Texas.
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EL-SAYED: I get that the President takes personal offense to my first name. He doesn't mind as much when it's the Saudis who are funding his son-in-law's private equity. Doesn't seem to mind as much when it's the Qataris who are giving them a $400 million private jet. He just seems to have trouble pronouncing it when it's my name.  I don't care how he pronounces my name. I don't even care that he remembers my whole name. Because he can just go on and call me senator after November.
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Hunter Biden received Billions from Middle Eastern countries oops - that was kushner.. my bad! Can’t believe #TrumpCrimeFamily and its members are corrupt
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Can’t wait to see “Wicker.” Olivia Colman is always brilliant and then she adds to her charm by referencing taxes in this @nytimes interview. (I’ll put the full article guest link as a comment.)
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