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Tony B. Cook

@tbcook

husker in illinois. mac user. music nerd. duke fan. sarcastic. misunderstood. on twitter before you.

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Joined April 2007
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@caslernoelMar 9
If you’re bitching about the Live Nation/Ticketmaster settlement w/DOJ for less than 1% of their profits last year and not mentioning Kellyanne Conway negotiated the settlement w/her friends in Trump administration you’re doing it wrong. This is how corruption works, folks.
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Who needs @TheBigPic when you have this? (kidding) If you need a good laugh, please enjoy youtube.com/watch?v=F8Y68-mf…
Ben Shapiro Reviews One Battle After Another

Ben Shapiro Reviews One Battle After Another

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Bruce Springsteen’s “Born In The U.S.A.” has jumped into the Top 30 on the U.S. iTunes Song Chart, the 41st consecutive year of people not listening to the lyrics.
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The most accurate, no-BS graph I’ve ever seen.
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Secured the tickets for @TheBigPic live in Chicago. @SeanFennessey @akdobbins
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Every day is Festivus for him...but just the airing of the grievances part.
Suzie rizzio (@Suzierizzo1) profile pictureSuzie rizzio
@Suzierizzo17 May 2025
This episode of Sesame Street back in 1988 is why Trump is targeting PBS and Sesame Street so much! The episode was Ronald Grump intends to raze Sesame Street and redevelop it! Does this sound familiar because that’s what he does everywhere! 😡😡😡
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Three Year Letterman (@3YearLetterman) profile pictureThree Year Letterman
@3YearLetterman27 Oct 2024
I do not know a single mentally stable person who likes Dr Pepper
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Me when my mom says I need a haircut…and she’s right
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📌Kieran Culkin and Jesse Eisenberg at yesterday's A Real Pain panel! via: hollywood elsewhere
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True story.
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Life was simpler when you just had to navigate the women's clothing section of the department store to find the hidden concert ticket outlet.
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Me this weekend
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@barstoolsports25 Mar 2024
Just a dude having the time of his life @MarkTitusShow
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Thinking about the funniest cold open from Brooklyn Nine-Nine, and Andre Braugher's perfect comedic timing. RIP.
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cnn.com/2023/12/12/food/dori… cc: @kgerard
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It’s my obligation to share this every Heisman day 2009 Defensive Line Stats • Alabama = National Champions • Florida = Defending Champions • Texas = Runner-Up • Ndamukong Suh = Himself
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Remember, he's man of the people in rural America.
Matthew Yglesias (@mattyglesias) profile pictureMatthew Yglesias
@mattyglesias8 Jul 2023
Here’s Donald Trump baffled by the Blizzard since he’s somehow never been to Dairy Queen.
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will @TheRewatchables be there? he must have heard his category is up for a name change.
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@TheHoopCentral9 Jul 2023
Dion Waiters will hold private workouts for teams in Vegas on Monday, via @ChrisBHaynes. 👀🔥
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I thought it less like a lake and more like a moat
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April Ludgate and Leslie Knope from Pawnee, Indiana!
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Seems guns > kids
Karen Attiah (@KarenAttiah) profile pictureKaren Attiah
@KarenAttiah9 Nov 2022
Five months after the worst school shooting in Texas history, Greg Abbott also won Uvalde County over Beto O' Rourke. 60.27% Abbott 31.55% O'Rourke dallasnews.com/news/election…
Uvalde County votes for Abbott over O'Rourke, despite governor's response after shootings

Uvalde County votes for Abbott over O'Rourke, despite governor's response after shootings

Uvalde votes for Texas governor months after mass shooting

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I need someone to explain to me why it’s legal for armed, masked men to threaten people who want to vote, but illegal for people to give voters water to drink. Explain it to me like I’m in kindergarten.
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