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They used to have a transfer window in American football too, but they closed it because of the draft.
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Just voted. Turnout low and polling station staffed entirely by bewildered primary school children. Make of that what you will.
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My Etsy shop's now open with my jewellery collection:
intricate casts of real flowers & nature finds
& tiny wearable sculptures of British birds
handmade by me in recycled silver.
LIMITED spaces in my order book-once it's full I'll close my shop again:
etsy.com/uk/shop/silverpebbl…
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We are @premierleague.
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Things are tough for small businesses at the moment and it’s really tough working out how to reach new customers.
I would really appreciate it if you had a look at my gift shop (all original designs!) and gave this a like or RT.
Thank you so much, pals.
higglebees.etsy.com
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It’s out today! ‘Rewild’, by @mountainogre, illustrated by me. For ages 12+, but honestly I think this is a great book for all. We explain how we can help nature to help the planet, the importance of whale poo, beavers and how to encourage biodiversity in your own garden.
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I always find Jingle Bells quite upsetting because it reminds me of the time my Uncle Billy tragically lost his willy on the motorway.
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A literal glow up for my Axolotl!
Pre orders for the new lilac/glow in the dark version open now.
doodlesbyben.com/shop/axolot…
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HITMAN: Who's the target?
ME: [slides photo across table]
HITMAN: You..want me to kill Shrek?
ME: Not Shrek [taps photo] his talkative horse
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Axolotl plushie! It’s squishy and smooshy and it can be yours now :-) etsy.com/listing/1418271650/…
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Wondering what the new Double Sunlover Magnum is like? Luckily I've reviewed it for you. 👇
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There are lots of cartoons on my website which I draw to order (they're not prints). Ideal gifts for you, your loved ones and your enemies alike. Have a little poke around, I'm open for business!
worldofmoose.com/collections…
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TENNIS FACT: Tennis players are so superstitious that they only ever refer to Andy Murray as 'The Scottish Player.'
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Q is too high up in the alphabet. I respect it but it has no place between P and R. Should be at the end with the weirdo/goth letters






























