I'm just a yap factory

Chicago, IL
Joined January 2021
i’m in the kitchen cooking up shit you couldn’t begin to fathom
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Me trying to explain my vision to Claude for the 13th time.
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just witnessed a murder 🫣
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we cookin up antibiotic resistant adhd
THE FUTURE IS HERE
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Me sending a voice memo
there is a male epidemic of sending voice memos and it needs to end
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Today’s PHP security risks got me thinking about how I could have been more vulnerable with you. Perhaps we can patch things up and be there 4 one another.
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MacBook niggas always working on some shit in public , you don’t see a nigga with an Alienware with it outside
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all the hood warfare dialogue reminded me of this shit
They must've forgot im from chicago
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Game don't even look like Chicago lol this is just racist
$5 Steam game "Hood Warfare" is going viral With positive reviews, some people say it has better sniping and movement than CoD
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smoking on that shit that made Willem da foe
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i’m about to bring soundcloud back (sonically)
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This who niggas was getting life advice from btw
😳 Andrew Tate allegedly had Bestiality porn with horse and eel, videos of minors. Full details: tmz.com/2026/10/06/andrew-ta…
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Thankful Sinners didn’t come out in 2016 it woulda had Classic Man on the soundtrack
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This week I have seen things in the video game world that I had only previously seen during sleep paralysis
"we have madden NFL at home" madden NFL at home:
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life dont come with eggroll you gotta order it
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I'M NOT CRAZY LMFAOOOOOOOO
okay but why did bro start sounding like kendrick lamar for a second, on some "i know you was conflicted hookganggod" shit 😭😭😭
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we live in a parody
A new Sony patent would let you tap your phone or credit card on your PlayStation controller to make a payment. bit.ly/4yNY6q0
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Steam: "You've activated my trap card"
Microsoft has filed a patent for ads that could interrupt games after boss fights, cutscenes, quests and multiplayer rounds Players would receive credits granting temporary game access, while watching an ad would award another credit to let them resume
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They need to make proximity chat for fighting games where your opponent can only hear you if you're in the middle grabbing them
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