Glorious example of being a sneaky fuck. Acceptance that you’ve probably already been hacked is the first step. hackernoon.com/im-harvesting…

Don’t be horrible to people in their dreams @thestorminatrix

Spent ten minutes writing some code earlier that would have took me a day ten years ago. iCal feed from UK gov, decent framework, done.

Dear Internet, We are no longer friends. I'm going to live in a cabin in the woods. Regards, Andy

Lolz if you're using @CIoudfare to speed up your website and ensure it stays up. 🤡

Instead of exploring the Universe, our future is arguing on GitHub about shit code until some of it causes the next mass extinction event. xitter.cf/wdormann/status/902272…

This looks pretty special xitter.cf/thenewstack/status/895…

April, May, June... fuck

Great talk by @AndyDavies also. Given me so ammo for upcoming meeting

Going to rewrite all my apps PHP in Go and put loads of sleep(10) in there to prove @kasiazien wrong.

Yeah go Kat @phpsouthcoast @kasiazien

Shit code by an idiot is the problem here. I am that idiot.

That was close. On to March. VAT deadline tomorrow. 😬

Decided I couldn't go to the toilet until I explained all the @freeagent credit card transactions for February; am close to wetting myself