𝐊⁹ ┈ 𝐔ᴺ𝔦𝚃. retweeted
Yesterday some kid walked up to my house and said “trick or treat.” I was like what the fuck? Also he was dressed like a bee for some reason. Or maybe it actually WAS a very large bee? I don’t know what the fuck is happening. Several neighbors reported similar incidents
𝐊⁹ ┈ 𝐔ᴺ𝔦𝚃. retweeted
ur in her DMs. I've fallen between the aisles at Dollar General. I need help
𝐊⁹ ┈ 𝐔ᴺ𝔦𝚃. retweeted
I always stick around for the full credits of a movie to see if I was in it or helped make it.
𝐊⁹ ┈ 𝐔ᴺ𝔦𝚃. retweeted
when i was a little kid RPing online i didn't really understand the point of trying to keep my dignity and pride via godmodding so someone else would say they stabbed my character and i'd type out "you see the life leave my eyes as i bleed out on the floor" what was my problem
𝐊⁹ ┈ 𝐔ᴺ𝔦𝚃. retweeted
if you ever feel like you're lagging behind your peers and falling short in life, it is imperative that you lash out on the people closest to you
𝐊⁹ ┈ 𝐔ᴺ𝔦𝚃. retweeted
PARENTS, REMEMBER TO CHECK YOUR CHILDREN'S CANDY FOR DRUGS AND RAZOR BLADES TONIGHT
I lost my drugs and razor blades, please give them back if you find them
𝐊⁹ ┈ 𝐔ᴺ𝔦𝚃. retweeted
I’m fucking shaking. I caught an actual ghost on camera. On Halloween, in a cemetery. I don’t usually believe in this kind of thing but like, it’s evidence I actually caught on camera myself. Holy shit.
𝐊⁹ ┈ 𝐔ᴺ𝔦𝚃. retweeted
Yelling ACAB at the 3-year-old in a cop costume out walking with his family
𝐊⁹ ┈ 𝐔ᴺ𝔦𝚃. retweeted
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𝓢orry for being funny and sexy. I don't know what's wrong with me.
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𝐊⁹ ┈ 𝐔ᴺ𝔦𝚃. retweeted
/ swear kali has a kit im cooking up i just like seeing her pretty face





























