terrible jokes and good food

New Delhi, India
Joined April 2014
If you don’t have an oven or a microwave but you need to warm things, use a cooker with a lid. Also, put a metal bowl on the bottom so things don’t burn from the bottom.
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I can’t believe my eyes
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Garlic
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Do you obsessively tweet every minute for a few weeks and then disappear for the rest or are you normal?
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Name a tech stereotype that isn’t true but people believe it is. Here’s mine: Apple is more secure than Android.
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Like I said
People who don’t fluff their rice after cooking are the real psychopaths
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Only My Mother would cook aalloo (carb) paratha(carb), serve it with aalloo (carb) sabji and call it healthy meal.
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People who don’t fluff their rice after cooking are the real psychopaths
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Where would this tweet reach if you just retweeted instead of liking it? Let’s find out.
Boondi, moti choor aur besan ke ladoo me ingredients same toh fir sabka taste alag kyu
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Contrary to popular belief, it’s okay to have The Office as a substitute for personality.
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