I produce media content & say offensive things on behalf of Army of Techno & its subsidiaries. I love Cleveland & my #realitydistortionfield. Lolaโ€™s BFF. ๐Ÿ’”

Canton, OH
Joined September 2007
Lola the Pom, Shacknews CEO and Chairpet of the Board, passed away at 7:00 p.m. EDT tonight in Canton, Ohio. She was my best friend. I am absolutely devastated. ๐Ÿ’”
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The Haslams are the worst owners in the history of the NFL. The people of Northeast Ohio should boycott the Browns to force a sale of the team.
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Some fools believe Elon. Amazing.
Some fools still think the legacy news is real. Amazing.
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Typhoon #30??? ๐Ÿฅบ
Yup thatโ€™s hitting right up Japan alright. Never seen NERV use VIOLENT to describe a typhoon before. Absolutely staying home and safe next week. Be careful, everyone.
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Productive Citizen โœŒ๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ’™๐Ÿ™๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ‘Š๐Ÿพ retweeted
Todayโ€™s PHP security risks got me thinking about how I could have been more vulnerable with you. Perhaps we can patch things up and be there 4 one another.
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Productive Citizen โœŒ๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ’™๐Ÿ™๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ‘Š๐Ÿพ retweeted
Yeah, uh, fuck Jared Kushner.
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Vote for Dr. Acton.
A new day is dawning in our state. It's time for a change in Ohio. Watch our new ad now.
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They are doing the people of Ohio a service. Ainโ€™t nobody need to waste their life caring about a team that signed James Harden to that dealโ€ฆ
The Cavs are literally the hardest team to follow in the league. What are we even doing here?
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Productive Citizen โœŒ๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ’™๐Ÿ™๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ‘Š๐Ÿพ retweeted
The Prime Minister of Japan is tweeting to apply the PHP fix patch. WTF.
็š†ๆง˜ใซใ€ไปŠๅคœใซๅฏพๅฟœใ—ใฆ้ ‚ใใŸใ„ๅคง่‡ณๆ€ฅใฎใŠ้ก˜ใ„ใงใ™ใ€‚ ย  ๅคšใใฎใ‚ฆใ‚งใƒ–ใ‚ตใ‚คใƒˆใงไฝฟ็”จใ•ใ‚Œใฆใ„ใ‚‹PHPใซ้–ขใ—ใ€PHPใฎใ‚ปใ‚ญใƒฅใƒชใƒ†ใ‚ฃใƒใƒผใƒ ใŒใ€้‡ๅคงใช๏ผ’ไปถใฎ่„†ๅผฑๆ€งใซ้–ขใ™ใ‚‹ๆณจๆ„ๅ–š่ตทใ‚’่กŒใฃใฆใ„ใพใ™ใ€‚ ย  ๅ…ฌ้–‹ใ—ใฆใ„ใ‚‹ใ‚ฆใ‚งใƒ–ใ‚ตใ‚คใƒˆใงPHPใ‚’ไฝฟ็”จใ—ใฆใ„ใ‚‹ใ‹็ขบ่ชใ—ใ€ไปŠๅคœใ€10ๆœˆ21ๆ—ฅๅˆๅพŒ11ๆ™‚๏ผˆๆ—ฅๆœฌๆ™‚้–“๏ผ‰ใซๅ…ฌ้–‹ใ•ใ‚Œใ‚‹ไฟฎๆญฃใƒ‘ใƒƒใƒใซใคใ„ใฆใ€ๅฏๅŠ็š„้€Ÿใ‚„ใ‹ใซ้ฉ็”จใงใใ‚‹ใ‚ˆใ†ๆบ–ๅ‚™ใ‚’ใŠ้ก˜ใ„ใ—ใพใ™ใ€‚ ย  ไฟฎๆญฃใƒ‘ใƒƒใƒใ‚’้€Ÿใ‚„ใ‹ใซ้ฉ็”จใ™ใ‚‹ใ“ใจใŒๅ›ฐ้›ฃใชๅ ดๅˆใฏใ€ไพ‹ใˆใฐใ‚ฆใ‚งใƒ–ใ‚ตใ‚คใƒˆ็ญ‰ใ‚’ไธ€ๆ™‚็š„ใซๅœๆญขใ•ใ›ใ‚‹ใ“ใจใ‚‚ใ€ใƒชใ‚นใ‚ฏใ‚’ไฝŽๆธ›ใ•ใ›ใ‚‹ใŸใ‚ใฎๆœ‰ๅŠน็ญ–ใฎไธ€ใคใจ่€ƒใˆใ‚‰ใ‚Œใพใ™ใ€‚ ย  ๅ›ฝๅฎถใ‚ตใ‚คใƒใƒผ็ตฑๆ‹ฌๅฎคใฎXใ‚ขใ‚ซใ‚ฆใƒณใƒˆใงใ‚‚้–ขไฟ‚ใ™ใ‚‹ๆƒ…ๅ ฑใ‚’็™บไฟกใ—ใฆใ„ใพใ™ใฎใงใ€ใใกใ‚‰ใ‚‚ๅ‚่€ƒใซใ—ใฆไธ‹ใ•ใ„ใ€‚ ๅ›ฝๅฎถใ‚ตใ‚คใƒใƒผ็ตฑๆ‹ฌๅฎค(ๆณจๆ„ใƒป่ญฆๆˆ’ๆƒ…ๅ ฑ)๏ผˆ@cyber_forecast๏ผ‰ / X
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Ah, yes. This robot is for protection...
Unitree - H2-X Kung Fu Legend Guardian Security Robot Demo Video #Robot #Unitree
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I would like to play in a fighting game with the Boeing 787.
Here are some characters we would like to see in an Xbox platform fighting game. #Xbox #FGC $MSFT
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Productive Citizen โœŒ๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ’™๐Ÿ™๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ‘Š๐Ÿพ retweeted
We are investigating reports of degraded performance for Actions, Pull Requests and Webhooks githubstatus.com/incidents/nโ€ฆ
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Productive Citizen โœŒ๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ’™๐Ÿ™๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ‘Š๐Ÿพ retweeted
4 son, or php daughter?
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Productive Citizen โœŒ๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ’™๐Ÿ™๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ‘Š๐Ÿพ retweeted
I can't believe this is the demo video for pwning like half the web ๐Ÿคฃ
php2shell Tomorrow is a helluva day.
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Productive Citizen โœŒ๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ’™๐Ÿ™๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ‘Š๐Ÿพ retweeted
> wake up > take a shit > get out of bed > check beep boop > everyone saying ooga booga PHP > wtf why > look inside > ultra mega fuck off exploit coming > php2shell > so bad PHP devs begs nerds to patch tomorrow > proof of concept video released > pwn website easily > video has dancing anime lady? > nobody explains why dancing anime lady > no one even asks why proof of concept has dancing anime lady > ok > cybersecurity nerds bamboozled > some saying will be up there with Log4J in severity > goopocalypse pic unrelated
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Productive Citizen โœŒ๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ’™๐Ÿ™๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ‘Š๐Ÿพ retweeted
Amy Actonโ€™s stepfather was indicted for raping her from ages 9-12, and her mother chose to stay with her rapist until he died. Actonโ€™s mother lost custody of her and her brother following her stepfatherโ€™s arrest for rape. She had not spoken to her mother since this happened. Politics can be dirty, but this is so utterly despicable and such a POS move that if you support this clown, that says a lot about you as a person.
Vivek Ramaswamy's campaign responds to the horrific ad featuring Amy Acton's estranged and abusive mother. They don't deny they played a part in it. It is very difficult to imagine a world in which Acton's estranged mom did not get paid for this, and the payment wouldn't have had to come from Vivek's campaign directly.
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