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fuck off bridge get out the fucking club.
40' | The penalty is saved by Walker, who then gets up to save the rebound as well. [0-0] #TheClarets
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Full-time.
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the people have spoken
FT | The points are shared. [3-3] #TheClarets
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Claret Car - Maiden Voyage Wimbourne (A) #UTC
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2 Assists, 3 Points! Enjoy Your Weekend!💙 #stockportcounty
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A FIVE-STAR CITY PERFORMANCE SEES US MAKE IT BACK-TO-BACK WINS! ⭐🔥 #TheClarets
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Brackley (A) #UTC
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Only 40 mins too late
40' | Our first substitution of the afternoon 👊 [0-0] #TheClarets
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Crowther was awdul
A point on the road after a six-goal thriller 🛣️
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We will face either Newmarket Town or Canvey Island away from home in the Men’s Emirates FA Cup Second Round Qualifying 🏆⚽️ Our opponents will be confirmed following their First Round Qualifying replay tomorrow night, with the tie set to take place on Saturday 19th September 👀
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+1 Point +1 Torn Hamstring Looking good!, #UTC
“I think they can see how hard we are trying under testing circumstances.” 🗣️ Hear from Mark Cooper after today’s 1-1 draw on ClaretsTV 👇 📺; shorturl.at/oCsTi
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Petition to make Just cant get enough the @OfficialClarets walkout song🙏
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UP THE FUCKING CLARETS
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An afternoon to forget. Thank you to every Dagger in Cornwall this afternoon. We hope you all have a safe journey home.
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My preferred XI for tomorrow, if McFarlane is still injured.
Preparing for Maidenhead at HOME 🏡 Get your tickets now to see the boys in action! 🎟️👊

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Club Statement Braintree Town:
🚨NEW: Labour is now considering a ban on first-cousin marriage Dr Luke Evans invited Andy Burnham to cross-party talks last night after it was revealed that a migrant was able to remain in the UK by marrying their cousin
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RIP Dolly Parton WHEEL EM IN WHEEL EM IN WHEEL EM INNNN
RIP Dolly Parton YNWA
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pathetic from a non league side, was already looking for a reason not to go to slough away. Think ive found it
We are pleased to announce a new 12-month partnership with IDentiSurge, with the Club to trial its identification and safety system at Arbour Park during the 2026/27 season. Supporters aged 14–21 will require an IDentiSurge account to attend matches. Full details, including how Slough Town supporters can register for free, are available here 👉 ow.ly/PzAR50ZBTnv #OneSlough
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