@tedmoder

BGT AP🎢 love my owner

 on the serengeti flyer
Joined August 2021
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❤️- motorcycles, chuck e. cheese, wife, goats, shuake, orange foods, fat guys, dogs, farm, highballs, scary movie, working 💔- sandwiches, wirehair dogs, beer, UF gators, skinny women, skinny men, tobacco, scary movies, working
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Crazy Assbitch@ihavenothing23410h
This picture is so calming she’s just a girl wearing a jersey looking in the fridge it’s cozy southern thanksgiving vibes I’m trying to not hurt myself
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Untitled2@Untitled2ij8h
You wanna go ahead and explain how did this happen @Prevence3 meanwhile I’ma private my account until this is over?
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state of japanese weed is so dire man
パキ男くん。@chill42042042017h
食後の一服🚬
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zach@mazzyyyyyyy5h
her going “me when i pull the door handle and it shatters” has me in tears
ABC 7 Chicago
@ABC7Chicago13h
A brand-new employee made a smashing start to her career at a Texas salon, as the glass sliding door she was closing exploded into hundreds of tiny pieces, leaving her client and other employees stunned.
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Dom@dommydescovy10h
I’d take a pic so nasty for that frame
maybe: larky 🌿@ofthemiseryOct 26
Starting a thread called WTF BOOMER DONATED THIS???
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“how ass is one piece” 🏙️🏚️🏘️ 🟤🟤 🐙
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A guy left his YouTube logged in on the Airbnb’s TV and we went through his history. When we got to these I almost threw up from laughing so hard.
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seth | sunny 18@pqdres12h
Obsessed with this deep fried comic sans shirt having been official merch in 2009
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i dont care im 🦭🦭 rolling 🔄🌀 rolling spinning 😵‍💫🌪️🤸 in my leafs 🍁🍂 autumn leafs 🍂🍁🧡🦭
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missing monokub@missingkub7h
"what is 2 + 1" meaf:
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bilatinman kio@kzzrttt10h
joji music good enough to delay the ass beatings hes got charging in the oven ala tyler the creator
Ame 🦌🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️@ArmsInACastOct 26
Why is it okay for Joji, but wrong for idubbzz even after apologizing for edgy jokes/content? Everytime Joji comes up I feel like its a massive double standard. I'm being serious here I'm really curious why George gets a pass when all of his peers from that time don't.
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commercials during the MLB playoffs:
Brooks Otterlake@i_zzzzzzOct 24
Life can’t just be weed and porn. You have to gamble too
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Why frye onaga from splatoon raiders got all that splatoon 3 matchmaking
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rolland@ApollosPythiaOct 26
He deadass look like tung tung 😭.
teeth💥 || #p5r #ultrakill@ssugartteethOct 26
i forgot how much maruki's palace outfit pisses me off. what the actual fuck are you wearing
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Wylfċen
@wylfcenOct 26
Middle English had a slur for people who had a cold
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i’m crying man
Spectrum Bay News 9@BN917h
It’s barely 10 a.m. and the Rays superfans are already out and about in downtown St. Pete. First pitch is set for 8 p.m. 📷: @angie_angers
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Millennials having sex be like: *points to clit* is that your smol bean?🥺
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Japan Vs France Turkey Vs China Egypt Vs Brazil Korea Vs Vietnam Nigeria & Kenya Vs South Africa Argentina Vs Saudi Arabia and México
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free florida man this is sickening
The True Size of Maps@TrueSizeOfMapsOct 23
US County map based on how often each county is visited
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isaac 🐀@isaacdeatzOct 25
ehhhh moshi moshi
Junker Bean@naobeanoOct 25
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