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Ted Roden

@tedroden

Founder of @FancyHands - Previously one half of Grammy award winning duo Hall and Oates.

 Beach Lake, PA
Joined March 2007
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Today makes 5 years since I last had a drink.
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It takes forever for "Auto" to become "Light" these days.
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Setting the schedule in night shift seems to nudge the mac to behave more like the iphone.
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And so ends tech support tuesdays on teds twitters
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google docs would never...
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Anybody have any @justworks competitors that they'd honestly recommend?
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Hello [employee who left years ago]! I'm writing from [some startup] and we just bought the oldest list of email addresses imaginable.
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Threads is about to rebrand as Wayland
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Gross and sad, but a good scroll. nytimes.com/2023/07/15/healt…
They Lost Their Legs. Doctors and Health Care Giants Profited. (Gift Article)

They Lost Their Legs. Doctors and Health Care Giants Profited. (Gift Article)

Medical device makers have bankrolled a cottage industry of doctors and clinics that perform artery-clearing procedures that can lead to amputations.

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Happy Fourth of July. Time to blast off.
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nytimes.com/interactive/2023…
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Fun fact: the #GoogleIO applause breaks were generated based on training data from dozens hours of recordings of the State of the Union address.
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Safe physical restraint should be taught like CPR. There’s a good chance that at some point in your life you will witness someone like Clementine running into traffic or a person w dementia trying to jump out of a moving bus. #JordanNeely – at Brooklyn, NY
Rebecca switching to Bluesky (Fosterhood) (@fosterhood) profile pictureRebecca switching to Bluesky (Fosterhood)@fosterhood5 May 2023
My 3am take on the devastating murder of #JordanNeely w/ a connection to foster care. The public needs trained on how to SAFELY restrain people. I’ve been trained bc I’ve worked in multiple psych hospitals. Have I put my kids in “The Bear Hug” to prevent calling 911? Yes.
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You can't handle the fourth.
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Are Tesla cars designed at the whim of Elon? Does a bell ring when you hit 69 mph?
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Then: "We choose to go to space, not because it is easy..." Now: "Anything past the tower is icing on the cake"
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“Rapid unscheduled disassembly” #SpaceX
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Meet the Elite Couple Breeding to Save Mankind
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