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small marzipan pig

@teethfeelweird

doing absolutely fine

Joined June 2010
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i am the only non annoying reply guy
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girth brooks@HOWDYBlTCHOct 28
Thinking about my largely pro-bono career as an internet girl and how to profit off it
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just had a sip of water that felt exactly like a hit of a black ice ali baba. immaculate
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mildly hungover. is it still legal to take painkillers?
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Gianfranco@whatsgoodgurlOct 14
He holds a great pain inside him
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suns out. off work. double peach hydralyte with two big ice cubes. crisps in a bowl. new tinashe playing.
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taking an edible and going to chemist warehouse
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spent $270
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it's so good being unemployed again
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temple runner@misscalculaOct 8
monk just broke his lifelong vow of silence to ask if i was uplifting tinashe
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chairman Beans, IQ 277@justbeans4Sep 29
please do not add an unfunny reply to my tweets
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RUBY PH@irlrubyphSep 26
If he wanted to he would
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@mrwtffactsSep 23
🇺🇸 In Miami, two inmates on murder charges who never met face-to-face had a baby through an AIR DUCT. Daisy (29) and Joan (23) fell in love via the vent between floors. He wrapped his semen in plastic, tied it to a rope made of torn bedsheets, and lowered it down. She pulled it up and self-inseminated with a store-bought applicator. In 2024, she gave birth to a baby girl with DNA confirming it’s their child. The jail is currently investigation this shocking security lapse.
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it's no draftseptember
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no draftseptember is over see you all next month
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another beautiful sunset completely washed out by my phone cheers brother
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please don't send me a picture from 8 years ago I will get Scared
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want a hotxog
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😃
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#nightsoutwithfriends
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