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2021??
Argentina just beat Spain at the 2026 World Cup final, 3-2.
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Spain just beat Argentina at the 2026 World Cup, 1-0.
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Respiraba aire cinco veces al día.
No dormía. Esperaba.
Contó hasta el infinito… dos veces.
Hablaba en braille.
Lo mordió una cobra y murió la cobra.
La oscuridad le tenía miedo.
Mataba dos piedras con un pájaro.
Aplaudía con una mano.
Hacía fuego con hielo.
QEPD Chuck Norris
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Chuck Norris held a 183-10-2 record and was a 6x world champion in full contact bare knuckle karate.
On top of that, he beat heavyweight kickboxing world champion Joe Lewis 3 consecutive times and also had a brutal sparring match with undefeated kickboxing world champion, Bill Superfoot Wallace, that lasted an hour and a half. According to Wallace, they practically stalemated and "beat the crap out of each other".
Chuck was trained in kickboxing/boxing by Benny The Jet Urquidez and was also trained in BJJ by the Gracies and Machados for 20 years. Even being able to submit Carlos Machado himself on occasion.
Chuck had a 315 Ibs bench press at 180 lbs bodyweight and was said to have a grip back in the day that nobody could escape from because he was so strong. Even Jean Claude Van Damme said he'd never fight Chuck Norris, despite being a kickboxing world champion himself.
Chuck held a 10th degree black belt in Chun Kuk Do, a 9th degree black belt in Tang Soo Do, an 8th degree black belt in Taekwondo, a 5th degree black belt in Karate, a 3rd degree black belt in Brazilian Jiu Jitsu and a black belt in Judo.
Rest in peace, Chuck!























