when my boss asks what i’ve been posting on the official account

you’re begging in her DMs while I’m in her ear talking about Telegram Premium 🫦🫦🫦 we are not the same

I once rented a room from this guy named Jeff who got banned from every karaoke bar in the city because after his song he would hold onto the mic and talk about various conspiracy theories until security came and dragged him off the stage #justice4jeff

the interns are playing @Fortnite like it's 2018 again twitch.tv/telegramintern t.me/internstream youtube.com/@tgintern

we out here xitter.cf/i/broadcasts/1nJOLQykW…

If you have a gaming podcast i will go on it and drop my hottest takes. Post the best clip from your show in the replies to apply. If i like it, i'll DM you and we can schedule something.

if I made an @OnlyFans page would you subscribe to it?

• born too late to afford a home • born too early to be a TikTok star • born right on time to fuck in a flying @tesla

help I think my friend is autistic

shower thought: saying “I’m on X” meant a very different thing 20 years ago

reply with your telegram username and see what happens

ni hao @MFA_China i always wanted to take a trip to china, are you guys cool with that or would it cause an international incident? - intern

I’ve been permabanned on @facebook for 7 years because I made fun of them on twitter 🤡

We are back in Big Walk for more toxic team building exercises twitch.tv/telegramintern t.me/internstream youtube.com/@tgintern

Telegram Intern Stream xitter.cf/i/broadcasts/1RJjpbBmR…

happy birthday to the king of the jungle @durov 👑

hear me out: social media intern boxing tournament i already have brain damage so there’s nothing to lose