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I finally finished Fortune’s Weave with 140 hours played and… I kinda want to play it again
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This is spot on
Bluesky devs fully leaning fully in on the AI vibecode bandwagon isn't a win for X because it's been just as bad if not far worse here for longer than Bsky has existed. It's a loss for everyone. There's no safe space online for creatives. Or anyone, really.
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This is absolutely based
An explanation on why Big Walk isn't available on Xbox. bigwalk.game/xbox
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Lets take Chinese Ibuprofen together
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Imagine you’re watching John Wilson and you hear him softly say “or a really fat stupid guy” and it’s a video of you eating two hot dogs on a bench
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ザナルカンドいってきた
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Daughter of Kunlun (Anatolia's Theme) - Fire Emblem: Fortune's Weave
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I just don’t see Digger returning in Doomsday
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It looks like we lost all visibility for the game because of the Steam sale. It hurts a lot.
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Nothing has topped this since
5 years ago today, 'SONNY BOY' ended!
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whole plane watching the knicks game except for one dude watching Digimon the movie.
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me when I see dr pepper
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It’s Saturday, call me Craig
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Hope is the movie of all time
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POLICE STORY + EASY LOVER
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Fire Emblem: Fortune's Weave Is Nintendo's Best Game in Decades polygon.com/fire-emblem-fort…
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Hope is one of the strangest blockbusters I’ve ever seen. I think I loved it? You simply must watch it on the biggest screen possible to see what the fuck it is
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I wouldn’t watch this Brad Pitt with a dog movie if you paid me $1,000. If you paid me $5,000 I couldn’t responsibly turn that down, but I really don’t want to watch it.
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