
comedian/producer as seen on @JFL42 • @TheComedyStore • @NewYorkComedyClub • @PrimeVideo • @CBC • @TorontoStar • Creator of @yourhoodsajoke 🇷🇺 🇮🇳 🇧🇩 🇨🇦
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Danish Anwar retweeted
Hasan Piker: “Trans people are 1% of the population. They shouldn’t be talked about endlessly. Muslims are 1% of the population. They shouldn’t be talked about endlessly. It’s not a Guatemalan migrant that made your housing more expensive. It’s your landlord, it’s hedge funds buying out all of these homes and rising up their prices. A transgender person is not the reason your energy costs are skyrocketing. It’s the wars we’re waging, the data centers sucking up the energy needs. This is just the truth”
Danish Anwar retweeted
Hey @grok, concise no spin.
Victim and perpetrator’s full ethnicity only please.
Danish Anwar retweeted
Jared Kushner hired a hitman to kill Jamal Khashoggi who was actively investigating his ties to MBS at the time of his murder
Danish Anwar retweeted
It's fucking crazy that an investigation exposing how Jared Kushner laundered billions if dollars through Azerbaijan, including payments to a warlord, a mercenary, and a hitman, isn't getting more attention.
Danish Anwar retweeted
Holy shit.
Dutch intelligence has uncovered Jared Kushner’s role as a Mossad agent.
Danish Anwar retweeted
He destroyed American soft power, disbanded human intelligence, and caused hundreds of thousands of children to die from starvation and disease.
Danish Anwar retweeted
MAGA says Ilhan Omar isn't using her real name.
Melania Trump was born Melanija Knavs.
Ted Cruz was born Rafael Edward Cruz.
JD Vance was born James Donald Bowman.
Nikki Haley was born Nimarata Nikki Randhawa.
Mike Johnson's real first name is James.
Rand Paul is Randal Paul.
Newt Gingrich was born Newton Leroy McPherson.
But suddenly MAGA wants a congressional investigation into names?
Danish Anwar retweeted
Yes, I spoke out about the voting machine I cast my vote on the first day of early voting in Tennessee.
Yes, the button kept flipping up to the wrong candidate three times.
Yes, I called on a very nice poll worker who stood there until it worked on the third try.
Danish Anwar retweeted
So many people seem to think the midterms will be a blowout for the Democrats but I suspect they underestimate how much rural Republican farmers who are about to lose everything they have because of Trump want to hear him talk about his gay fantasies on stage every night
Danish Anwar retweeted
BREAKING: Trump on gas prices being high: We’re making money like we’ve never made before. They’ll say: President Trump is bragging about all the money they're making while people are suffering at the pump. I don’t give a damn. We’re making a freaking fortune.
Danish Anwar retweeted
BREAKING: A reporter asked Trump, "Since you're accusing Abdul El Sayed of being in the Muslim Brotherhood because of his mom, does that mean you're in the KKK because you're dad got arrested at a Klan rally?" To which Trump stared for a few seconds, frowned, and said, "No."
Danish Anwar retweeted
Republicans should ditch the elephant and just use a silhouette of a man chasing a little girl as their party symbol.
Danish Anwar retweeted
Looks like 5 states voting machines have been HACKED are clicking back to a default republican candidate. Double check every punch, some people said took 3 times to make it accept the Democrat candidate.
1 state a glitch, but when 5 to 7 states machines are defective, sabotage
Danish Anwar retweeted
The sordid revelations of Lindsey Graham having sex with young boys just reaffirms the public perception of the GOP being the party of child sex predators, pedophiles, and pedophile protectors.
Danish Anwar retweeted
Amy Acton was raped by her stepfather when she was 12 years old.
Vivek Ramaswamy, Donald Trump, and J.D. Vance support her rapist.
Danish Anwar retweeted
A pedophile who raped a 7-year-old got 7 years in prison. The guy who killed him got 80.
Bullshit travesty of justice in Elkhart, IN.
Danish Anwar retweeted
Allow me to put the vile Vivek Ramaswamy ad into perspective.
This is Mike Caruso, GOP politician in Florida. He was arrested for molesting his grandson. He stuck his penis in his 3 year old grandson’s mouth and urinated.
Vivek and JD Vance support Mike Caruso.
























