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My husband worked from home today with the kids and I got this following text not even an hour after I left:
“Do they usually do stupid stuff all day long or just a small portion of the morning?”
Blessings upon him.
I was in the checkout line at the grocery store today when my son said, "look, mom, a pirate."
So, I look up and what do I see? I see a man in line behind us with an eye patch.
This is Goldddd!!!
Son #2: Daddy, will you remember me in an hour?
Me: Of course I will.
S2: Will you remember me in a day?
Me: Yes.
S2: Will you remember me in a week?
Me: Yes.
S2: In a month?
Me: Yes, I will.
S2: Ok good. Knock knock ...
Me: Who’s there?
S2: See? You already forgot!
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3yo: Who ate all my chips?!!
Me: You ate all your chips.
3yo: I’m so sad all because of my own self.
Me: Buckle up, it gets worse.
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Saw my 10 year old for the first time in 4 days.
He was sat in front of the TV and casually lifted his hand in a half-wave sort of way.
‘Hey,’ he said absently.
He was busy watching Lego Batman.
A film that he’s already seen 3 times.
‘I mIsSEd yOu tOO, sOn,’ I said.
