Gig Em ‘93, CPA #FDJT

Galveston, TX
Joined August 2008
Whatever happens today, please don’t tweet at players negatively👍🏼
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Your parents watching you fix the WiFi
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We have a new guardian cap King
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OMG 😂
To sum up Texas’s season in one picture:
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Pucker Meter™️ rises to 7 in Austin
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Only one man to blame for this
Texas has been outscored 31-3 in the third quarter SEC play. No team is worse out of halftime than Texas
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Herbie said the safety almost had to call fair catch 😂😂💀
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Say it with me PARITY
The last time the FBS had three or fewer undefeated teams by Oct. 24 was 1977, per CBS Sports Research.
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BREAKING: A reporter asked Mike Johnson today, “Should we bother asking you a question about Jared Kushner treasonously manipulating US foreign policy behind Marco Rubio’s back with billions in laundered bribes sitting in secret bank accounts, or have you not heard about it yet?"
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Billy's Cesspool has to be freakin LIT right now.
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Kindness for others
What do you think never returned to normal post Covid19?
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UCLA is 7-0 for the first time since 2005🐻
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HOMECOMING 𝐖!! 🙌 THE BRUINS ARE 7-0!!
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The punt was a white flag
Punted and never got the ball back. 🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔
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I've seen em win. I've seen em lose. And I've absolutely seen them unravel with no answers for a fix.
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Just a comically bad collapse by the Aggies and one that will leave a lot of questions in the minds of Aggie fans heading into the bye week Frustrating
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The glimpses of competence made it worse
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OBAMA: He's got the White House looking like Saddam Hussein opened a Cheesecake Factory. It's gold everywhere.
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