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Corporate needs you to find the differences between this picture and this picture
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madison@madison_taytOct 26
i think trunk or treat is an affront to god and american car culture degeneracy
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even if you identify that Holmes is “white womaning,” it’s not a revelation where you finally *get* the film once you acknowledge it. it’s simply just another way to describe Holmes’ behavior. the point is that in this unique situation, everyone involved is an unreliable narrator
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Horrendous hockey. Avalanche falls to Nashville 6-2 after allowing four goals on the penalty kill. All around bad game.
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Using Occam's Razor to shave Pandora's Box
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Roope Hintz appreciation post 🙌
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This has become the most consequential miss in modern hockey history. Without exaggeration, it’s set NHL hockey in Canada back at least a couple of years.
steph@stephbrooke23Oct 23
It’s honestly kind of hilarious that none of this would’ve happened if he just scored here
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Going to stop at Barnes & Noble just to have a good bowel movement
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going to the 1400s and giving a peasant the Hot Mozz from Chilis and watching him burn in hellfire instantaneously before he coughs on me
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Cardi@ohcrapohnoOct 24
Love when someone's Spotify jam pops up when I'm driving. Yeah I wanna join that shit. Hope you like Mindforce
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"See, we don't need a salary cap!"
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White people when the youtuber they watched in middle school cheats on his wife
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Daniel
@growing_danielOct 24
Still can’t believe we started a war with Iran. Complete dipshit mode
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The McDouble is so far away on the frontier of burger on the quality/price axis that many have said it's the best burger
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Someone from Texas will look you dead in the eye and say ‘No Sharia Law’ and then walk out of their house and into a state that bans gambling, abortions, marijuana, liquor stores on Sunday, porn, LGTBQ rights, and so much more. These stupid morons have been living under Sharia Law for 30 years already.😂🤦‍♂️🤡
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BREAKING: Two ex-FBI officials have been charged with making false statements about Hunter Biden’s laptop. abcnews.link/WaPvoTU?utm_sou…
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YOU CAN SEE EVERYTHING is great but Billy Evans is right about whisking eggs.
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Acquiring Hellebuyck changes the Devils ceiling from being a 1st round elimination in 5 games, to being a 1st round elimination in 5 games but with a .875 SV%
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Nathan: Do you understand why this is scary? Elizabeth: The girl is sick? Nathan: Sorta. The girl’s head is on backwards and she says the priest’s dead mother will perform fellatio for all eternity. Billy: [listening to Mein Kampf at 3x speed]: The 19th Amendment was a mistake
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