
Hat model. Exotic Bovril taster. Writer. @MiseryHunters and @StMirrenTV contributor. (He/him).
Glasgow, Scotland.
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With the new Scottish Premiership season just days away, @thatAndrewC is back to run the rule over this year's kit hits and misses.
The 2026/27 Scottish Premiership Shirts, Ranked, and free to read over on Patreon, now.
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🆕🎙️ - Well Off The Mark
Another game, another pen…
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Imagine if West Ham get into Europe. The two captains shake hands. Sergio Ramos hand over a Real Madrid pennant. In exchange Mark Noble puts a pound of pears in a brown bag and seals it by spinning it round twice.
It's probably fair to say Killian Phillips isn't the type of player away fans take to, aye? Imagine you're an opposing fan and you see him doing this. Christmas day. This is what we're giving them. A doofus.
Guy in a Peaky Blinders costume tipped his hat to me as he left the pub there and my penis became an inny so hard I've cracked my tailbone.
I know there's a lot of back and forth between our fans, and Motherwell were probably good for their win overall, but that was a bad game between to bad sides and we should all feel bad
I think there'll be goals today for both teams, and - if you'll allow me to get a bit technical and tactical here - it'd be cool if we score more than they do.
Halloween matchday 🎃
⚽️ v Motherwell
🏆 William Hill Premiership
🏟️ Fir Park
⏰ 3pm kick-off
ℹ️ bit.ly/3WC182M
COYS ⚫️⚪⚫️
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embarrassed by how moved I am at seeing that Plem-dog is a big boy again. we needed you among our ranks, brother
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"Our band could be your life" is probably a top three phrase that enters my head frequently
43 years ago
San Pedro’s Minutemen (from left to right), Mike Watt, D. Boon and George Hurley. October 28, 1983.
#punk #punks #punkrock #hardcorepunk #minutemen #sanpedro #california #history #punkrockhistory #otd
If you're heading to the St Mirren game tonight be sure to grab a matchday programme and read my ode to wearing a jacket at the football again.
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Never hit the mainstream before drugs and death toppled their trajectory, universally regarded as among the greatest purely rock bands of its time (of all time?), nowhere to be found on this list
Rolling Stone reveals their top rock songs of the 21st century.
1. “Maps” - Yeah Yeah Yeahs
2. “Seven Nation Army” - The White Stripes
3. “Mr. Brightside” - The Killers
4. “good 4 u” - Olivia Rodrigo
5. “The National Anthem” - Radiohead
6. “I Know The End” - Phoebe Bridgers
7. “Last Nite” - The Strokes
8. “99 Problems” - Jay-Z
9. “I Bet You Look Good on the Dancefloor” - Arctic Monkeys
10. “Impossible Germany” - Wilco
Mine already comes out red is that bad or
Arsenal are now using smart urinals, or S-Urinals, as Kamleon, the company behind the technology, calls them, to measure players hydration levels in real time.
How it works:
1. Smart urinals are installed across training facilities.
2. Players go number one and immediately receive a green, yellow or red hydration score.
3. Medical staff can access the data in real time, identify dehydration and recommend adjustments.
4. Players and staff continuously monitor hydration levels to help optimize performance and recovery. #arsenal #afc




























