Sock puppets are made from socks. Finger puppets are made from fingers.

Scientists found a 126 million year old fossilized stick insect. I'm pretty sure it was just a stick.

.@neiltyson has some of the best awkward pause faces on #StarTalkTV

Watching #orphanBlack. I'm amazed that @AriMillen can play 6 degrees of f#ck#d up.

Just got to see the #Psych office in White Rock! @Omundson @DuleHill @JamesRoday

I think it's time to stop expecting @MikeGeneMose @kevinbigley & @kevinddaniels to pop out of every EMS I see :(

Somehow @SirensUSA seems to line up with my life. I just need to figure how to be funnier.

It's oddly satisfying to play #plague while on an airplane.

Watching the Oscars makes me glad I have Plague Inc on my phone.

Writing a script about a person with a life debilitating disease standing up for rights and shot in one take. Starring Bumblebee Cummerbund.

Is Matthew McConaughey preparing for a role as Jaquin Pheonix?

Holy hell, some actually acting won!

Everyone knows who @MrGrahamMoore is now that's for sure.

That's it, I'm getting a bird. He will be called Michael Parakeaton.

Julie Andrews can't even. @DuleHill

Lady Gaga's new hit "Fa Fa Fa So La Mi Doe"

Julie Andrews, getting shit stuck in your head since 1965. And of course Lady Gaga since that makes sense.

Sorry @TheTweetOfGod but Steven Spielberg has been thanked more at the #Oscars

I had no idea John Travolta was so handsy. I mean I guess I should have.