co-founder of @moduresearch.

nyc
Joined October 2012
Worst part of the Halloween season by far is putting the fentanyl and razor blades in the Snickers. It's so much work and I feel like the kids never even notice anyway. Not sure I'll even bother this year.
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you're an encryption expert?? ok, name a private key
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The iPhone Duo has failed my durability test. The inner display started to fail after rubbing it in diamonds, ketchup, and a bathtub of dog urine. I cannot in good conscience recommend this product
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nobody: the browser company:
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and then it broke and would create literally the worst mess imaginable
The original ghost face mask with the blood pump that everyone wanted from the late 90s
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The naysayers talking about “app optimization” are about to experience the full power of the Apple developer ecosystem. Within the month every major app will be optimized, and by Christmas there will be a handful of indie made Duo-exclusive blockbusters
At this point you already know my signature with tiny details. Sending the app to Apple for review and it should be ready for review this weekend.
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Most psychotic floor plan I have ever seen, you would be so on edge shitting in that toilet with three doors
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THE FUTURE IS HERE
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and they play out of the Mercedes-Benz stadium 🤣
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A printer printing onto paper.
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A pair of scissors cutting a single hair.
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Hiya yeah so - why did you steal my identity for something I 100% did not consent to? 🥴
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the love story AirBar nex is hitting the streets like crack in the 80s
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Welcome to the team, Tyler, The Creator. FC Barcelona x @spotify x Tyler, The Creator x GOLF WANG ⛳
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ok genuine question and i’m not being obtuse — what is the whole discourse around “taste” right now? i’ve only ever worked in the creative industry so taste is literally a prerequisite, never really discussed bc you would otherwise not be in the room so is this “taste” conversation happening bc the world is now run by engineers who are trying to “solve” creativity? also what the fuck is a moat? i’m sorry
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Sí. Es Assetto Corsa con mil mods realistas y DLSS5 Y sí. La baja resolución ayuda a cómo se ve. PERO Es la 1a vez que he dudado tanto si era verdad o no. ES UNA ABSOLUTA LOCURA 💥
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at what point do we just go ahead and surrender control to the bots?
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yall are depressed because you Uber Eats too much. go walk for your food, your brain is literally wired to reward you for it
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still crazy to me that one area produced Drake, Justin Bieber, and The Weeknd, all in the same time period. there must have been something crazy in the water of the Greater Toronto Area from 2008-2012
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update: my bad, Stratford is indeed not in the GTA. was trying to do a “canadian heritage moment” tweet and forgot the geography of my home province 😭
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