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Joined February 2011
If you try to threaten the AI joke thieves publicly they just will hack your bank account 💀
How do yall feel about joke thieves? I think they should be publicly beaten.
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Gen Alpha is going to regard being able to write on your own as sus
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I know the director disowns it but damn every time I watch cabin fever 2 I really like it. It takes the rules of the first movie and moves it into a new, much larger and precarious scenario, while acknowledging a real response from the world to the events of the first film.
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This is hilarious because up until like 2 years ago I used to say “Reddit is for men I don’t use it” and then I posted something for the first time on my account since about 2022 (a joke with anal in the punch line) and got my entire account banned
Reddit has rapidly aged and become much more female.
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Just now learning my last long term ex officially had dog brain
white people be like my dog can’t fall asleep unless you put impractical jokers on the tv
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Please come tonight! Maybe you’ll also like one of our comics and team up for the competition round and then both of you can come, together 💦
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Forgot I had a diet coke in the fridge and ate my dinner without it
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Whatever bro but Charles Barkley hawking Ro on my YouTube ads at 3:75am am insisting people take an injectable mostly long term untested drug to get skinny is ok?
I like both of these guys but I genuinely think comedians doings ads for betting apps should invite just as much opprobrium as comedians performing in Riyadh.
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On this day in 1999, Cartoon Network aired a 24-hour Scooby-Doo marathon for Halloween. The marathon was filled with little clips between episodes parodying THE BLAIR WITCH PROJECT which had been released in theaters just a few a few months earlier.
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dressed like Kris Jenner at a pumpkin patch
Drake steps out for his 40th birthday!🗽🔥
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Every woman I’ve met in the last 3 years that is “going through a divorce” yet also has a boyfriend too already in place. Meanwhile most single women I know can’t find one boyfriend
Women love to habitually give advice to other women that will effectively destroy their lives
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Joe DeRosa on the "embarrassing" pile-on of Shane Gillis from other comedians
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Dead Internet theory but it’s just that every person who ever tried a comedy open mic one time also has a weekly podcast now
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I watched that documentary that everyone is talking about and it’s wild. You don’t know who is inherently evil and who is telling the truth. I highly recommend it. It’s out now and if you haven’t heard about it it’s called Street Fighter.
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Defending women at the gym
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Gonna tell my kids this was Joe DeRosa, the greatest sandwich maker the world has ever known
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They got Kyle MacLachlan damn 😭
Music teacher who flew to Florida to be murdered by sadist was groomed on sick fetish site, fam says trib.al/dBi58mM
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I’m the first person to jump on a conspiracy train usually and I don’t get the Co vaccine for other reasons but this is crazy. He was just on an international flight to London 8 days ago not sure everyone realizes that’s the number one cause of blood clots just sitting for too dang long no matter what your age or condition. Seek help Jamie
Jalen Hurts is a SPECIMEN of a human being and an athlete! TOP TIER. Tip Top shape his entire LIFE, a CHAMPION on every level. Now he has CLOTS!!! You know exactly where my 🧠 goes. This should be investigated in the highest court of the land!! Forced 💉. 🙏 for Jalen!
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It’s not the word “Mexican” so much it’s when she says “jlateeno” like those memes on TikTok about when rich white girls who went to France for the first time come back and start saying “I just got back from parreee”. The whole rest of the clip is just California actress voice
Why the hell is she forcing an accent on the word Mexican? Girl you were born and raised in the US lmao you don’t have a foreign accent
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