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Joined April 2020
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When the self-checkout scanner asks if you want a receipt
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nothing but net-anyahu got me cryin dawg
Jewka Doncic might be the craziest nickname for a kid 😭
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*mi familia felicitándome por haberme levantado temprano* yo que no he dormido todavía:
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i done did 4 gang signs already, bro get the fuckin camera out my face
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Portugal estará sempre em mim
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this is bullshit bro, he acting like barcelona hasn't won any ucl since VAR was introdu.. ohh wait nvm
🚨 Unai Emery says Barcelona's 6-1 REMONTADA against his PSG side was the reason VAR got introduced to football
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Showing my girl something on my phone and a bitch that ain’t ever send me a reel before sent me a reel lmfaooo cmon dawg
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Ravens coach Jesse Minter says QB Lamar Jackson (ankle) will play this week vs. Bills.
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Great win, great team performance. Happy to help with a hat-trick! ⚽⚽⚽
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Football belongs to the fans! Thank you to all the fans around the world, the Ballon D’Or of All Time is also yours.
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Incase you missed it, sit back and enjoy Ronaldo’s perfect hattrick
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🏆 @Cristiano has won the @BallondOr Of All Time award for his iconic 2008. Legendary 🐐
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🚨✨ OFFICIAL: Ballon d’Or announce Cristiano Ronaldo 2008 has been voted as the BEST BALLON D’OR OF ALL TIME. 🌕
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Last time I laid on a bitch chest, I heard niggas in there laughing at me 😭😭
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REAL MADRID CF 🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍
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3 years ago, the girl I had a crush on told me she was thinking of giving her ex another chance on Valentine's Day, so without telling her anything I booked a flight to her city on February 12th, so I could propose to her, but my plane started malfunctioning and it had to
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I was 2 girls away from a threesome last night
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Waiting for the bus with a bunch of high school kids and overheard “us if we don’t lock in”
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Why is it every time I go anywhere, everyone in line takes 15 fucking minutes for their transaction and I take 5 seconds. Fuck you
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If your GOAT scores 6 goals in a whole season while playing beside Neymar and Mbappe, you too won't pretend? 😆😆😆
Everyone pretends Lionel Messi never played for PSG, why?
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