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27 | sorryuser on ao3 | aromantic asexual with a peculiar interest in writing smut #GoBolts #LetsGoPens

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Joined November 2022
Λ–βΊβ€§β‚ŠΛš puck and pretend Λšβ‚Šβ€§βΊΛ– pairing: cliff marleau/hayden pike status: my pride and joy a fic where cliff marleau and hayden pike fall into their own mess of sex and feelings mimicking that of their best friends, ilya rozanov and shane hollander. archiveofourown.org/works/77…
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i love it when he’s a little angry when he scores
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no buzz hits like hayleau buzz hits i s2g
#hayleau texts after hayden finds out about marleau’s new buzz 😡😡😡
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if the rest of the team ain’t got me i know my goat got me
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WE HAVE TO DIE, J*TS YOU WILL BE DEALT WITH
Brayden Point will not return to tonight’s contest at Winnipeg.
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and if i turned off the tbl game and put on the pens starting soon bc my team hates me, then what?
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do i need to talk shit about tbl again for them to remember how to play? this is the J*TS, okay? WE’RE SUPPOSED TO KNOW MORE THAN THEM.
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he’s so back πŸ₯Ή
Gourde and Pionk were pushing and shoving before leaving the ice for this first intermission
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thank you so much πŸ₯ΉπŸ’œ books i’d recommend are the captive prince series by c.s. pacat along with her dark rise duology (soon to be trilogy), the raven cycle series by maggie stiefvater, and the darkness outside us duology by eliot schrefer! 🀩 sorryuser.straw.page
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i have the bruins vs panthers game on in the background and i swear every time i look up they’re fighting AGAIN
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IVE NEVER SAID ANYTHING BAD ABOUT THE TAMPA BAY LIGHTNING, KUCH TO THE RESCUE
i’m unable to watch ONE tbl game and suddenly they suck, at least it won’t be a shutout
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i’m unable to watch ONE tbl game and suddenly they suck, at least it won’t be a shutout
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the franco lo presti food oh my GOD get him in another show right NOW OR PUT HIM IN SEASON TWO
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okay maybe i WILL finish that hayleau mafia au
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coming on this app to find people hating on a rarepair they don’t have to ship nor do they have to interact with knowing i’ve got the nastiest wips of said rarepair sitting in my ellipsus docs
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i don’t know who’s talking about puck and pretend or why there’s been a sudden uptick of interest in it lately but here’s an ellipsus link to chapter one! 😊 ellipsus.com/read/1vaofEsjSj…
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