Max Liberman (@thatsthemax) profile picture

engineer @browsercompany — previously @WeTransfer @FiftyThree

New York
Joined June 2011
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I ordered a yee-ro from the gyro shop and the guy said a jai-ro?
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this is a hostage situation
Live look at dia on windows: max just synced some tabs over from his mac 👀
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just heard a small child say “that looks like a dumpster” about a cybertruck. maybe the kids are alright after all
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my barber has only ever seen my haircut shirt
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a fortuitous receipt
love to use an em dash in a text
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bury me in my no-show socks
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he’s certainly been a plague on the rest of us
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can’t clean that pan yet it’s gotta soak
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you know you’ve been working in software too long when you get confused by the word “glib”
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air hockey’s dumb
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I’ve been using em dashes all my life, a lot of them — turns out I’m an llm
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this is not a crank opinion. amazon and other home camera surveillance companies profit off of suburban paranoia, they do not make you safer they make you more paranoid and help bolster demand for their ecosystem of products aimed at consumers & businesses & police departments!
a crank opinion i hold very strongly is that ring and other home camera surveillance services don’t make you any safer but do serve to make you way more insane
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give me a fucking break you fucking jabronis
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Max Liberman retweeted
Anyway. The most offensive part of this is the "Trumps' lawyers." That's not how possessives work.
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everyone should be reading @edzitron today
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my coffee shop was not serving drip coffee today, thanks a lot Trump
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Great title for a declaration
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the funk’s sooo brother right about now
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who the hell is shopping for a horse on chewy.com
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people who take the subway stairs two at a time are just doin too much
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