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jcbOne

@the1jcb

I used to be someone else.... Guitar player, muse hunter, occasional sarcastic whip and writer of nothing you've read

 DC area
Joined March 2019
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I. Had. 10. Years.
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Welp, post another W for the fuggen NFL refs. Sure- Ravens played badly, but there were WAY too many 'missed' calls. Might be my last season watching this crap. It's getting outta hand.
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Annnndddd add to this mahomes & kelce playing 3rd graders with Tucker's gear in warm ups. F*cking children.
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Welp. A DMV staple, #Ledos Pizza, has lost me. Faithful customer since 19-nevermind, they have the best pizza in the DMV, but I'll be got-damned if I'm paying $30 for a fuggen pizza.
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Just when you think it can’t get any worse.
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Fucking hell... This young Mom in OK called 911 several times, said she was: A. Having panic attacks B. Was scared C. Asked for a ride away from where she was She got arrested for abusing 911. At the station, she asked to go to a "psych ward". They found her dead days later.
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Yoooooo @miserycake @ohplzlol
Gillian Anderson (@GillianA) profile pictureGillian Anderson
@GillianA18 Oct 2023
Wow thanks, always here to serve 😉
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3856 LEFT TO GET @ErnieIsley HIS WAY OVERDUE 10K RESPECOGNITION ! LET'S MAKE IT HAPPEN!
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PART OF THE REASON GETTING @ErnieIsley TO 10K, IS SUCH A HEAVY LIFT, IS THAT THE CONCERTED EFFORT TO NOT ACKNOWLEDGE HIM AS A LEGITIMATE HEIR TO HENDRIX GIVEN HIS ACTUAL, DIRECT PROXIMITY TO JIMI WAS INCREDIBLY SUCCESSFUL IT’S MIND BOGGLING THAT THOSE EFFORTS ARE STILL AT WORK.
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Goddam- @vurnt22 is giving a doctorate-level masterclass in Long Overdue Recognition. Great to see.
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Well, this here is some grand-scale bullshit. She gets drunk, seats herself between two 14 yr old boys, gropes one of the boys genitals, exposes her girly parts & invite them for sex. Reverse the genders & hear the cries to "jail him for life!" But since the vic was male....
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These phreaks.... Delete lying, vaping, and fondeling boebert from their guest list, but whole-heartedly invite ol' "grab 'em by the pussy" assaulter. Conservatives need help.
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There's no need to read this article. The only difference between the stock photo on the left and the photo of the former Prince and Princess of Wales on the right is that Charles dared to put his filthy lips on Princess Diana.
People (@people) profile picturePeople
@people7 Jul 2023
How Kate Middleton and Prince William's Polo Kiss Compares to Princess Diana and King Charles' people.com/kate-middleton-pr…
How Kate Middleton and Prince William's Polo Kiss Compares to Princess Diana and King Charles'

How Kate Middleton and Prince William's Polo Kiss Compares to Princess Diana and King Charles'

Kate Middleton, Prince William, Princess Diana and then-Prince Charles have all approached public displays of affection differently — breaking down protocol and past precedent on showing love in...

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"Antibiotics cause gayness, painkillers cause climate change, sinus medicine is causing the national debt, and, of course, gummy vitamins are responsible for the Holocaust." — @RobertKennedyJr bit.ly/3Niw9R3
Exclusive Interview With Robert F. Kennedy Jr.

Exclusive Interview With Robert F. Kennedy Jr.

Robert F. Kennedy Jr. has been making headlines due to pushing anti-vaccine propaganda, conspiracies about health, and launching his presidential campaign. The Onion sits down with the fringe...

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This clip needs to be replayed often. The ignorance of the woman speaking her "truth"... the White woman pink almost losing it and throwing a look to the Black woman in gray, who throws an epic eyeroll... the woman in orange who questions it. And the ignorant answer to that. /1
greg (@mistergeezy) profile picturegreg@mistergeezy16 Jun 2023
“I voted for Trump because I didn't think he can win”
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Another hero gone. Rest in the comfort that your actions saved many a life. Thanks, Dan
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'Garments Of Grass and Flowers' Fused bodies to the landscapes. by artist Jeanne Simmons
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T.J.@ohplzlol9 Apr 2023
And I'm here for it.
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T.J.@ohplzlol8 Apr 2023
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lol I know trans men and women and none of them wants to be promoted. They just want to live their life like they were living it before people made trans a trendy subject to fight about.
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