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temporary pinned ─── 𝗵𝘂𝗺𝗮𝗻 𝘁𝗼𝗿𝗰𝗵 / an independent && headcanon portrayal of 𝗷𝗼𝗵𝗻𝗻𝘆 𝘀𝘁𝗼𝗿𝗺 from the fantastic four: first steps. wired from the retro futuristic of 60s earth by yours truly, a̶s̶y̶a̶* ㅤㅤㅤ ɹoɔ ̶a̶̶d c͟or
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johnny groans as he facepalms himself. he doesn't know how this will work.
“i just told you. he's busy. i'm sure we can find someone else who is also smart to help us with the problem— he's not the only one who's smart in this planet, right?”
🤔*
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🔥𖥻 𝑀r. 𝕳otsh𝑜t ꒰❹୭ ⠳˚. ᵎᵎ retweeted
❝ 𝐓𝐡𝐚𝐭'𝐬 𝐫𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭 , 𝐖𝐞 𝐜𝐨𝐮𝐥𝐝𝐧'𝐭 𝐰𝐢𝐧. ❞
𝐀 𝐜𝐚𝐧𝐧𝐨𝐧 𝐝𝐢𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐠𝐞𝐧𝐭 𝐩𝐨𝐫𝐭𝐫𝐚𝐲𝐚𝐥 𝐨𝐟 𝚅𝙰𝙻𝙴𝚁𝙸𝙰 𝙼𝙴𝙶𝙷𝙰𝙽 𝚁𝙸𝙲𝙷𝙰𝚁𝙳𝚂
❝ 𝐒𝐨 𝐰𝐞 𝐜𝐚𝐦𝐞 𝐮𝐩 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐨𝐧𝐥𝐲 𝐬𝐨𝐥𝐮𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧 𝐥𝐞𝐟𝐭: 𝐧𝐨𝐭 𝐥𝐨𝐬𝐢𝐧𝐠 ❞
🔥𖥻 𝑀r. 𝕳otsh𝑜t ꒰❹୭ ⠳˚. ᵎᵎ retweeted
—— 𝟐𝟔𝟏𝟓𝟏𝟎 • 𝟏𝟔:𝟏𝟖
⤷ 𝘯𝘦𝘸 𝘱𝘰𝘴𝘵 𝘧𝘳𝘰𝘮 𝗵𝗮𝗿𝗱𝘁𝗿𝗲𝗶𝗻
𝗵𝗮𝗿𝗱𝘁𝗿𝗲𝗶𝗻⠀guess who has a
phone without a password~
ʀᴜsᴛʏ .ᐟ unlimited food hack:
literally just show up at his
place unannounced hehe!
⠀⋙ 𝚛𝚎𝚙𝚕𝚢?
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xn--9e8d.xn--6ii
ㅤㅤㅤ this is sending meeeeeeeee 😭
Replying to @aeonovare
"you're a publicly celebrated hero—you should be surprised if i 𝙙𝙞𝙙𝙣'𝙩 recognise you..." he paused, letting his words settle for a moment, "and might i remind you, you're the one who's been shouting—no one heard a word i said until you chose to parrot it." …
xn--9e8d.xn--6ii
ㅤㅤㅤ theory: johnny's an idiot to the people he finds interesting 🚬🤞🏻😮💨
xn--9e8d.xn--6ii
ㅤㅤㅤ it is johnny's fault anyway, not meeee not meeee 😮💨
OPERATOR.xn--6ii apologised to johnny mun for making the response to our plot too long and you know what they did? replied longer!!!!!
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“is it gone now, grandpa?” he asked. nevermind the nickname, it slipped.
“wow, you're so strong. can i learn that skill?”
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okay... suddenly johnny's not liking this vibe. it seems like he got it wrong, probably. not like he's best at reading people— he's only good at them... barely.
yet amidst that, johnny just can't take his eyes off of them. there's a pull. he thinks? oh no, not again.
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Replying to @aeonovare
"johnny?" he blurted out, the name escaping him before he could stop it. "the human torch?" and then rein squinted, his eyes narrowing as he studied the other, turning the question over in his mind before voicing it aloud: "heroes stalk civilians now?"
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johnny could and would swear he doesn't stalk civilians! the other could've chosen a much better word but that one really offended johnny.
“and lower your voice! what if someone hears you and they believe your lies?! i'm not stalking civilians! i'd never!”
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