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Ohtani in the waiting room while Mamiko’s in labor:
BREAKING:
Shohei Ohtani isn’t in #Dodgers Lineup tonight because he is with his wife for the birth of their first child.
Shaking my head when Josh Jacobs scores a go-ahead touchdown so everyone knows I disapprove of him being on my team
I know I chose to live in the town immediately next door to a military base but I still find myself rather curious why a tank is patrolling the streets of Fallbrook today with someone sitting in the cupola
Both of these guys are Preller's favorite type of player 🥴🥴🥴
Marlins Willing To Listen To Offers For Otto Lopez, Xavier Edwards mlbtraderumors.com/2026/10/m…
Did they make a bunch of quick cuts to hide a limp, or does it look like he's limping because of the quick cuts? And why so many for a basic walk and talk about not paying bridge tolls? How many times did he fuck up his lines in one little juant?
And I am absolutely certain those further exams are going to reveal a fracture, knowing this team's injury luck
This loser got Milkshake Duck'd in record time lmao
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UofM held this ceremony less than 48 hrs before the news dropped that Merriman had to pay $4M & was found liable in a wrongful death suit, aka at least partially responsible for murdering (& raping) a woman. You're telling me not one person at the university knew this was coming?
Weren't all these braindead athletes going on any podcast that would take them to tell us how hard it is to live on hundreds of millions of dollars just a couple months ago?
Jaylen Brown says he bought a gold harp, and now has someone come over twice a week to play it as the sun goes down while his chef cooks dinner
“My favorite purchase, I think my best, my most favorite purchase was, I bought a harp. I bought like a gold harp. I got it upstairs too…”
“I got a harpist that come play like twice a week. While the sun is going down, chef is in the kitchen. You know what I mean? Just…”
Do I drop Cam Ward for Tanner McKee? Other two QBs on my roster (can play 2 at a time) are Caleb and Maye.
FOSTER! FOSTER STOP! FOSTER, DON'T GO WITH HER! FOSTER! FOSTERRRRRR!!!
Happy Opener, South Dakota! Foster and I wish you good luck in the field!
Pheasant hunting is part of who we are, and it’s a tradition worth passing on to our kids and grandkids.
As Governor, I partnered with landowners to start the Second Century Initiative, helping turn marginal land into wildlife habitat so the next generation can enjoy the same hunting traditions we grew up with.

























